I have a simple metric for things. It’s called the “What if Ty Gibbs did that” metric. And I think everyone who is intellectually honest knows if Ty Gibbs did what @RyanPreece_ just did, people would be calling for every punishment under the sun.
Y’all are not allowed to just all the sudden be acting all hot and bothered over my girl Margot now that she’s Barbie. I been fanboying over her to an unhealthy extent for years now. Get in line, posers.
I tried coffee for the first time today. That shit is delicious. I will be dedicating my life to it starting today. It will be my entire personality from now on. I am born again. I am an infant. A 1 day old baby, drinking coffee.
I have a whole ass college degree and wrapping presents is still the most difficult thing I’ve ever done. This shit has humbled me in ways no other failure has. I am simply not good at it.