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Best job i’ve ever had

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

We are devastated by the passing of 3x NBA Champion and beloved broadcaster Stacey King.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This fantasy league had its loser trick or treat in June until he got 10 pieces of candy from houses.

Elite punishment.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Vikings WR Jauan Jennings on his fit with Minnesota:

"It's awesome! I feel like Kevin Durant with the Warriors. ... Big 3, man. You know what I'm saying? Just a lot of talent here."

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

net penalty yards since 2022:

-795 - Chicago Bears
<<huge gap>>
-584 - New York Jets
-507 - Tennessee Titans
-454 - New England Patriots
-416 - Baltimore Ravens
-356 - Denver Broncos
-307 - Kansas City Chiefs
-276 - Arizona Cardinals
-268 - Houston Texans
-234 - Philadelphia Eagles
-205 - San Francisco 49ers
-165 - New Orleans Saints
-153 - Detroit Lions
-127 - Cleveland Browns
-86 - Seattle Seahawks
-65 - Carolina Panthers
-19 - Buffalo Bills
+4 - Miami Dolphins
+35 - Washington Commanders
+83 - Dallas Cowboys
+97 - Las Vegas Raiders
+113 - New York Giants
+268 - Jacksonville Jaguars
+289 - Pittsburgh Steelers
+314 - Indianapolis Colts
+362 - Atlanta Falcons
+373 - Green Bay Packers
+395 - Los Angeles Chargers
+396 - Tampa Bay Buccaneers
+670 - Cincinnati Bengals
+801 - Los Angeles Rams
+817 - Minnesota Vikings

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Alright let’s see what this Stribling guy is all about

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Mike Vrabel: "I'll cut my penis off if I win the Super Bowl."

Dianna Russini:

[naiive @naiivememe]

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

[El Tigre @e1_T1gre]

I remember my first time dippin too Craig 😂 what a nerd

[IPRoyal @IPRoyal_proxies]

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[Football @BostonConnr]

Seeing yourself ON TV sleeping when you shouldn’t be sleeping after waking up has to be Top 5 worst wake ups ever

The Jets

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

but it’s us who gotta use a paper straw to save the planet

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I voted against the rule to bring this omnibus forward for a vote.

Here is a breakdown of some of the most ridiculous items included in the omnibus, and some America First items that were not. I offered amendments to correct these errors—all of which were blocked or refused🧵:

[Anthony Cover 1 @Pro__Ant]

Domonique Orange (95).

The body of a Nose Tackle, but the spirit of a Safety.

[GirthyB @GirthyB]

I wonder the same lol

[✶ Sports Mockery ✶ @sportsmockery]

And when I'm back in Chicago, I feel it.

[Sherman Young Jr. @ShermStu_2]

Imagine being in high school and seeing your football coach posts this on social media.. that’s gotta be the worst night sleep imaginable �