Alexis 🥀

| 👩‍👦🚸 Mom 🚸👩‍👦| 29| Capricorn ♑️ | 📸Instagram/Tiktok: @Chasingcarson_ |🌻|

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember when Netflix was a straight up $7 a month for every subscriber and Hulu was free with ads, and we actually had a $1 value menu at every fast food chain, and you didn't have to spend $100 on five bags of BASIC groceries?

This simulation sure is fun.🫠

[jamie @gnuman1979]

No argument from me.

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

This shit has been frying my ass all day😂😂😂

[myo 🧸 #core4fc @cinnomng1rl]

when corbin said “damn they catch everything in this bitch” that’s when i realized they genuinely forgot they’re being recorded in there

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Nobody warns you that the hardest part of a stable job is feeling trapped by it. Because you're supposed to be grateful.

[MY NAME IS MY NAME 🇺🇸🪮 @ctreid89]

Black people have taken over the racist white people Facebook group 🤣🤣🤣

[KAT @reallKAT]

when you realize everything is expensive but still God hasn’t let you go hungry, homeless or empty

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me :

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[solé @layxsnv]

bro it literally feels like this episode of victorious outside 😭

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

My grandma always said “toodaloo” instead of goodbye because she hated goodbyes. When she passed away we were on our way to bury her ashes in the cemetery and we were stopped at a traffic light. There was a red Pontiac Sunfire in front of us with a license plate that said “toodaloo” on it. I kid you not we all lost our minds and started crying.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Whenever I see people fighting over whether they were a Nick kid or a Disney kid or a Cartoon Network kid, I get so confused bc y’all were just picking one…? I was flipping between all them mfs😩

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[akilto @akiltomen]

Nobody can find a job cuz I’m working with 50 and 60 yr olds who can’t retire

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Barack said Trump know how to conduct himself when I’m in the room so allat fake crazy shit don’t bother me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[kat @yslnadi]

when you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty handed.