chastine

I organize stuff @Sprinklr

[chastine @ChastineH]

@Alpha83589529 what is this products warranty?

[chastine @ChastineH]

Do you have a mini panic attack trying to decide what to title a meeting or are you normal?

[chastine @ChastineH]

We won! So proud of @Sprinklr for winning an @Adweek Readers' Choice: Best of Tech Award for the second year in a row, in the social intelligence category. Thank you to Adweek readers for honoring our strong AI capabilities for #CXM https://t.co/R2SHScq8Um

[chastine @ChastineH]

This guy is a real one! Really inspiring to witness what appeared to us Sprinklrites as a seamless transition in completely unprecedented times

[Sprinklr @Sprinklr]

Are you prepared to work from home for the next year? We’re not either - so we better get good at creating virtual experiences. Watch our Global Head of Workplace @thisistonyv at #FutureOffices on Aug. 4th to learn how workplace leaders are making remote work more meaningful. ⬇️

[chastine @ChastineH]

So no one is actually sleeping right?

[chastine @ChastineH]

Is there like a bag or a dark hole that I can scream in to?

[chastine @ChastineH]

Millennials are the best thing to happen to tik tok. I said what I said don’t @ me.

[chastine @ChastineH]

@AskCapitalOne your phone wait time is over 2 hours, how else can I talk to someone? I’ve been charged an interest fee and I literally have a negative balance (I was refunded a fee after I paid off my entire balance).

[The Associated Press @AP]

Paradise lost: Florida deputies have arrested a man who had been living out his quarantine on a shuttered Disney World island. He told authorities it felt like a “tropical paradise,” and didn't know it was off-limits despite "no trespassing" signs. https://t.co/M5bJbZOLQy

[chastine @ChastineH]

@Oregonian Who tweeted this?

[chastine @ChastineH]

This is the content we need.

[National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum @ncwhm]

Hello, my name is Tim and I am the head of security for The Cowboy. I have been asked to take on the additional duty of social media management while the museum is closed. I’m new to this but excited. My team will also continue to protect and monitor the museum. Thanks, Tim Send

[chastine @ChastineH]

No one: Me to myself every night after I turn the lights off to go to sleep since Dec 2018: don’t think about Bird Box.

[chastine @ChastineH]

For literally the second time in my life... I have a migraine.

[chastine @ChastineH]

My fridge has legit never been this full.

[chastine @ChastineH]

I feel like the earth was like, ‘oh okay, I see you humans not taking climate change seriously...BOOM PANDEMIC, BITCHES!’ #coronavirus

[chastine @ChastineH]

Remember when we all thought 2019 was bad?

[chastine @ChastineH]

But really just tell us what to do.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Hi! If you own or manage a business and you have the ability to let your employees work from home, tell them they should. Don’t give them the option because then it turns in to some sort of test. Just dooooo iiiiit. Yay!

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

It’s like it picked the celebrity we cared the most about to make a point

[chastine @ChastineH]

THIS.

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: Disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein has been sentenced to 23 years in prison.
https://t.co/BHKp2MnuSF

[chastine @ChastineH]

Peter only wanted Madison because he couldn’t have her. Plain and simple. It’s like Taylor said, “boys only want love if it’s torture.” And Peter just a sad little boy. #TheBachelor