Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪

"Shahvair". They/them. Purveyor of cursed content. Writer. Archer. Twitch streamer. Teeth Bat™ wielder. Vibe check consultant. Cryptid. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇩🇴🇪🇭🏹

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

ok i fell off doing this but i think i'ma start over because @legalist217 has inspired me to do a reread

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

this is going to be a lengthy and long-term livetweeting thread of me rereading the bourne novels (all *three* of them! /grinds teeth) so mute at well. oh lawd, i'm back on my bullshit. pray for me, twitter. i will yell about my terrible dumb children whomst i love very much.

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

been over a year since i was here so i should probably let yous all know i'm over on bsky at @/stedeco.re so come join the fun (poasting)

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

@kenklippenstein welcome back ken

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

@BiggestHamsi @CantEverDie then again that was like pre-covid so it's been quite a while

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

@BiggestHamsi @CantEverDie bro used to be funny-weird now he's concerning-weird

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

@_Anunnery Literally my fuzzy guy

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

yet another enormous justin w

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

@kenklippenstein tango down!!!!

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

@kenklippenstein @PushBidenLeft We are SO fucking cooked

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

@tomfromhr Haha, aww. Thanks!

[Ace Attorney @aceattorneygame]

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[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

@acanticleforkev @VoicesByZane gottem

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

@kenklippenstein @TalulaSha retract the whole damn article at that point

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

Hi! This is my "alt" (basically my main these days). @OurFlagMaD is an initiative by Our Flag Means Death fans, myself included, to raise funds for Gaza and other causes. We've raised ~$25k for Gaza, and now we want to raise money for campus bail funds.

https://t.co/vNcJgwATli

[Rin is tired 🔪 SMAUs 📌 @stedecore]

New @OurFlagMaD fundraiser for campus bail funds! ✊🏽 https://t.co/49bfxUMKWB

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

Godspeed, Ken.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Why I'm resigning from The Intercept
https://t.co/LwKc7OTC7U

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

@kenklippenstein Ken. Ken, I'm going insane here. What the fuck IS this mealy-mouthed bullshit

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

@kenklippenstein @HillaryClinton she got klipped

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

ARTEMIS FOWL x SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH: An attempted assassination of a student at a magic school sent her into witness protection. The agent who saved her was afflicted with a terrible curse. Now someone's assassinating more agents, & they need to figure out who. #stalkerpit

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

SAILOR MOON + ANIMORPHS + THE IMMORTALS SERIES: Five very reckless highschoolers delve into the spirit world and learn that they must protect the Veil between the worlds, and anger the Faerie Queen by getting in her way. Co-starring a grumpy spirit wolf. #StalkerPit #YA

[Alex is tired of seeing Takes™ 🖖🏽🏴‍☠️🏝🔪 @Chatvert]

@kenklippenstein I'll be there with flowers, Ken

[sk @kirkxxs]

the conflation of judaism with zionism+israel is so incredibly dangerous, irresponsible, and antisemitic but people do so on purpose and it really works by way of creating a shield for criticism of israel, white supremacy, and zionism by casting said criticism as antisemitic.