chay hayes

transy alum • cam • degrees in writing, rhetoric, communications, sociology, and women gender and sexuality studies

[Luke @mothrasattorney]

They buried Dobby on the beach that makes you old on the one night of the year you can have pre-marital sex

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Putting money in the vending machine and then grabbing your snack

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

Liking The Thing as a dog is a good bit

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

For those of you who have responded negatively to this initiative, thank you for confirming the need to support the voices of those who merely wish to exist without discrimination. I'll see you at the movies!

[Liz @lzreads]

“Meet the AI-powered—“ no, I don’t want to ❤️ I don’t think I will actually ❤️❤️❤️

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Love seeing raccoons eat out of my trash bin. Go ahead brother im done with that stuff

[Django Gold @django]

why do Ronald McDonald and the gang even hang out with the Hamburglar, given his history

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Calculating women’s feet size in the club like Oppenheimer

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

The next Pope will receive a sickening supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics and 100,00 communion wafers henny.

[wor$⃝t aaron in america @rornronrnron]

boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk:

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

Happy days are here again!!!

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

The fans have spoken!

The WINNER of the #SNL50 Character Bracket is… Stefon!!!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Cowboy Carter’ by Beyoncé wins the #GRAMMYs award for Album of the Year.

[dominican muslim 🇵🇸 @fountainbabe]

Drake bbl just exploded

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

I have genuinely not felt a rush like this in over 5 years

[Pop Base @PopBase]

“Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The queer community deserves to be lifted up. Music is love, thank you.”

— Lady Gaga while accepting Best Pop Duo Performance at the #GRAMMYs

[corinne ☆ @MIUCClAMUSE]

doechii the thom browne princess that you are!!!!!

[َ @ungodlywests]

going from doechii to teddy swims