Chazz Michael Michaels Parody

4x champ, adult film award winner. Author of "let me put my poems in you.""If you call a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend trouble?!" Parody account

[Rachel @RachelD1892]

An engineered by election to accommodate him.
No process to elect him party leader.
No questions allowed from journalists.
No parliamentary scrutiny until September.
Something is very,very wrong about the installation of Burnham as our PM.

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

They're Coming For Everything...

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

My generation has failed millions of young British men and women who now feel unable to raise a family in our country, in our home.

Inflation. Housing. Immigration. Energy. Crime. Jobs.

The last 30 years has been a catastrophic failure.

It’s very easy for people of my age to sit in mortgage-free homes bought for a fraction of what it’s proportionately worth today and blame young Brits for the hole they find themselves in.

I’m not going to do that.

Yes, there are people taking the piss. They were when I was younger.

The vast majority of young men and women in our country want to work hard, find their way in life and build a family.

It is NOT their fault that inflation continues to soar, wages lag, the housing market is stacked against them, brutal energy costs drive up everything, their town centres are filthy with no opportunities, hard work is taxed to oblivion, millions of third world migrants are prioritised ahead of them.

We force them through university for no good reason, then saddle them with outrageous interest which is essentially just another tax.

That is not their fault. That is our fault.

My generation should start taking some responsibility for the mess we have left.

And we should start being honest about the pain required to fix it. Because we have had it easy, and our children and grandchildren will be the ones who have to pay for it - our eye-watering national debt is a shame on my generation. It is a genuine disgrace.

A false reality, all propped up by borrowed and printed money. It’s a con.

I feel guilty about it. I am trying to do something about it. It’s what Restore Britain is all about.

To leave a better country than the one handed to us.

A country where young men and women feel able to raise their family. That’s the aim.

A Britain restored.

[Bobby Sauce @takenaps]

Super Secret Plan Revealed

Buckle up and enjoy the show! The super secret operation that definitely exists is moving exactly according to the plan that we trust.

It's super secret which is why I'm revealing it to the entire world. Everything not looking like you thought it would? Plan!

The swamp getting deeper and deeper? Plan!

All the elites get a front row seat for the bread and circuses? Plan!

Everything is more expensive and the primary things we were promised are being completely ignored? Plan!

Up? Plan! Down? Plan!

Everything was written. Plan!

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Joe Rogan opens up how he is “super hesitant” to put on sunscreen because he’s concerned about chemicals absorbing into his skin.

Then his award-winning science journalist guest reveals it’s even worse than that.

He pointed to FDA studies, which found common sunscreen chemicals absorb straight into your bloodstream, and the FDA has never approved them as safe.

ROGAN: “You’re spraying this chemical on an organ, which is your skin, so your skin’s absorbing it. And I’m like, what’s going on there?”

ROWAN JACOBSEN: “The FDA, CDC did studies a few years ago and discovered that it’s absorbed at very large amounts. Yes, it turns up at high doses, or higher doses than they would like it to, in blood, breast milk, urine, you name it.”

“There isn’t much proof that they’re dangerous, in the amounts used, but they definitely are absorbed at much higher rates than we thought.”

“And the FDA has refused to approve them as safe, pending more testing.”

[Rogan lets out a concerned “wooh”]

JACOBSEN: “And nobody’s done the testing.”

ROGAN: “Oh…”

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

This is how movies are truly made

[WasAcop @WasAcop]

🚨Labour confirms ID requirement at device level - VPNs useless.🚨

By forcing Apple and Google to verify age at the device level during phone setup…

Keir Starmer’s government isn’t protecting kids — it’s building a surveillance infrastructure.

The OS itself will restrict platforms like TikTok, Instagram and X, making VPNs largely useless because the block happens before any traffic leaves your phone.

🚨Once every device carries a verified age profile, authorities gain an easy route to identify users through legal requests to tech firms.

This is digital ID by the back door, sold as child safety.

Classic Labour: expand state control first, ask questions later.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

https://t.co/Ca4aMkAZqw

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

You were watching PawPatrol on YouTube after curfew were you not?

[Amaar Shahzada @AmaarShahzada]

@PolitlcsUK Wait so it wasn't a conspiracy theory then.

Its not about protecting kids, this is a way for them to use digital ID's to enforce total control on social media.

This is a recipe for mass censorship.

Comrade Keir is going full 1984.
It's unacceptable.

[Chazz Michael Michaels Parody @Chazzm1967]

My son's first ever concert was Oliver tree, he's gonna be devastated 😢😢😢 We were looking forward to the new tour, it's so sad...RIP

[Ethan Klein @h3h3productions]

I’m in disbelief… still desperate to think this is part of an elaborate prank. That seems like something he’d do, right? The truth is, no matter how desperate I am to not believe it, my friend Oliver has passed away.

Oliver was such a unique soul, he had an ability that was unmatched by anyone else I know; to make friends in all corners of the world. Sincere friendship too, not just internet friendships of convenience.

He was one of the funniest people I’ve ever known. His style of self-deprecation was universal. Every media appearance he’s ever done was hilarious, refreshing and unique in a way that only he could bring.

He was a true artist, in every sense of the word. Everything he brought into the world, he brought with his true self. Every time he would come on our show, it would involve weeks of lengthy conversations of planning and brainstorming. Ordinary was never an option. It had to be the best possible appearance. And it always was. 

Music and film were his true passions. He produced every music video, every song with every ounce of his soul. He spent every dime to bring his vision to life. He had no use for money beyond what it could do to improve his art. He used to laugh about how he annoyed his label because he was always hitting them up for cash advances for his next big project. 

His support team was composed of his childhood friends, proof that he was the type of person that was fiercely loyal to those he loved. The type of genuine person that kept the same friends for life. And he was always adding more and more friends along the way.

He spent the last year traveling the world. Traveling across every inch. Visiting places I would never dream of going. He wanted to know the world and all its people, all the different types of ways people lived, so he could become an even more profound artist. I could see him evolving, growing, maturing, and the essence of what he collected was clear: love, friendship, art. All the things that transcended borders and time. Last we spoke, he was planning to go to Antarctica. 

“I totally get it if you can’t but it will be really special and would mean the world if you came through! Would love to see you both.”

That was the last thing he ever said to me. He was having an album release party. We didn’t make it.

Everything he touched was better for it. Every person he met was more whole for it. As a person, I’ve lost a dear friend and collaborator. But the real tragedy is that the world lost a true artist, a passionate and gifted story teller, and a radiant light that shined upon so many of us. His light is now extinguished and my life, and the world, is darker for it. 

I hope I can be more like Oliver Tree when I grow up. Bon voyage, my friend. See you on the other side. Life goes on and on and on without you.

[John Olooney @OlooneyJohn]

Those responsible for the unrest in Ireland should hand themselves in.

[Dan Wootton @danwootton]

Brilliant!
Brave independent reporter @advancesarah has just ambushed Sly News live on air in Belfast and demanded they start reporting the truth.
They gutlessly cut back to the studio…

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Messaging app, Signal, has issued a statement claiming UK government proposals "will not safeguard children, but endanger us all"

[Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884]

Who agrees that all these Western governments were installed intentionally to inflict as much damage to their own countries as possible?

None of this can be coincidental.

They are all working to the same agenda.

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

ANYTHING DIGITAL
CAN BE HACKED,
WIPED, PROGRAMMED,
BLOCKED, FROZEN,
CONTROLLED OR MONITORED

DIGITAL ID IS THE
GATEWAY TO TOTAL CONTROL

IT MUST BE STOPPED
AT ALL COSTS

YOUR FREEDOM
IS AT STAKE

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

The British Prime Minister Keir Starmer is now accusing Elon Musk of trying to "whip up division" after what happened to Henry Nowak.

No.

The only thing whipping up division is the way police treated Henry Nowak.

Woke DEI and discrimination is whipping up division.

The British government is attacking those pointing out the problem rather than the actual problem.

[The British Patriot @TheBritLad]

Keir Starmer: “Elon musk is the problem and Grok.”

Translation: “𝕏 exposed the grooming gangs and exposes the failures of the British government .”

They hate Elon and 𝕏 because they cannot control the narrative.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

“A friend of mine - let’s call her Erika”

Still laughing at this…

[Aariv Khanna @AarivKhanna]

He literally explained that if
you've got kids that suffer from ADHD or that are autistic or both listen this!

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

Has anyone ever explained what these AI Data centres are actually for ?
You are the data