Chaz Fenske

Bourbon Surrogate, but I’m mostly here for a good time

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

“Would you want to be in a brewery when Christ returns?” - Someome quoting their grandma in class
“Honestly, hand up, probably.” - Me

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

Cyclists (we cannot call them bikers those guys are cool) want all the benefits of pedestrians and vehicles but none of the responsibilities. They have turned roads in Minnesota into impossible intersections for their protection as they consistently break laws for their safety.

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

Ella is right. Bikers are outta control

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

Bookmaxx on elitism and AI Jesters bro.

[1517 Fund @1517fund]

Just drop out of Harvard and read a book. Please.

Ideally before you realize in 50 years that "you dropped 150 grand on a fuckin' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library"

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

30 years ago tonight, the world changed forever.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Paper Parrot @paperparrot_]

Me: Stands up

My dog: You son of a bitch I’m in

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

@sauceisnice Have you ever thought about getting an auto immune disease and then you never have to get a haircut just bullied?

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

@OptimusRyme @maxrrymer Not true. They destroyed it and made it something unrecognizable.

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

I have never won a bourbon or sneaker or beer drop and I will have to apologize to my child because yes, in fact, I did not get into the free city swim lessons that filled up in 90 seconds this morning.

Sorry sport.

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

The Lord has graciously shown me I am very washed I got upset I didn’t bring my birding ‘bins’ on vacation.

Absolutely devastating both for my self-esteem and potentially missing out on a condor

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

March Madness upsets

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

They were always theater kids trying to play a sport.

[Wisconsin Basketball @BadgerMBB]

Woke up ready

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

Chase Johnston signing bonus at some private equity firm just got another zero.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THE PERFECT TIME FOR THE FIRST 2 POINTER OF THE YEAR FOR CHASE JOHNSTON

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

The blood of my enemies tastes like honey upon my lips.

Off Wisconsin forever.

[Wisconsin Basketball @BadgerMBB]

Final: High Point 83, UW 82

[Wisconsin Basketball @BadgerMBB]

Final: High Point 83, UW 82

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

Yes. There are a number of fans who would rather have a team of Minnesota kids/alum for a coach and lose early in the tournament than win championships.

The number one way to get kids in Minnesota to want to play for Minnesota? Win.

[Jeff @MNTwinsZealot]

Bob Motzko not going after Canadian juniors which was a new world for this college hockey season made little sense & it burned him. Need someone young & not necessarily connected to the program which means getting away from the 90% of the roster must be Minnesotans mentality.

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

@bustarymez96 @OptimusRyme let’s bring this back

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

@AndyFenske @MSHSL Coach, let me know when you need me to come up and start something in the stands.

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

Edwards would mogg your biggest jester or whatever we say on this hellhole of a site nowadays.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Anthony Edwards:

"I woke up today and knew I was gonna get 40. I seen Cade go for 40 and I said sh*t, that mean I gotta get 40 too."

🤣🔥. (h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA)

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

America’s political landscape is more complicated than it used to be. Here’s my attempt to depict what I see as the seven broad camps today. Most people I know fall pretty cleanly into one of these circles (each of which has some common ground with the two adjacent circles).
Some additional points:

- The top two circles (green/yellow) are concerned first and foremost with the rise of illiberalism—disregard for the constitution, cancel culture, mob behavior, political violence. They see liberal vs illiberal as more critical right now than left vs right. In 2020, they agreed that wokeness was bad but today they’re divided on whether Trump or Harris/Biden are the lesser of two evils.

- For the middle two circles (blue/red), left vs right is the main thing. They’re not illiberal themselves but tend to focus on illiberalism from the other side while ignoring or condoning illiberalism from their own team. Both skew older and are the main consumers of traditional media, whether it be cable news or newspapers.

- The two lower circles (pink/orange) share a strong sense of grievance, place utmost importance on identity, tend to view identity groups (race, religion, sex, etc.) as monoliths, and are prone to believing conspiracy theories that fit with their worldview. Both skew younger, with woke skewing feminine and upper class and groyper skewing masculine and lower class. Both use revolutionary rhetoric, seeing the establishment as rotten to the core, and readily employ illiberal tactics under the belief that desperate times call for desperate measures.

Thoughts?

[Chaz Fenske @Chazzy_Chaz]

@zslayback I'm curious what 2-3 problems would be the most important to focus on