Mdyomba🇲🇼

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[Joshua Samuel @opeyemi2j]

economy so bad you will be thinking you made financial mistake but all you did was buy bread.

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

BREAKING: Toyota has recalled over 350,000 1993 Camry’s due to the fact that owners really should have bought something new by now

[Kehinde Opeyemi @zionlawyer]

“This boy calls you father, do not have a hand in his death”

This line will forever stay with me🥲🥹🥹.

[Iamroyalty @shorafx]

I once dated a girl who never spoke chichewa not even once when we were together, mind you she grew up konkuno, never once left this country. I went along with it cause she had nice boobs, but speaking English always amalawi tokhatokha was a bit much, but the boobs tho

[Momwemo Basi💀 @kaymartin_iv]

Saw a tiktok compilation of couples who hid their pregnancy from Parents, family and friends. Just showing up to surprise them with a baby and parents were in tears of joy. Now I'm thinking kuti makolo aku Malawi uwabisile mimba iwe... Basop!!!😂🤣

[Castelblanco Urbano @FrioTemplado]

Mi sueño húmedo del mundial es que irán elimine Estados Unidos en alguna fase

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

Anyone who connects you to money is automatically family. That shit is rare.

[Erastus @mwas_erastus]

The heart of every Manchester United fan ❤️

[Oreoluwa✨️ 💙 @saint_oreoluwa]

My face 24/7 while I’m the nicest person you will ever meet

[Mdyomba🇲🇼 @Che_mpundi]

@Loki_Megaa 😂 😂 Duzduz Rkelly and Robert Kelly 😂

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Sunlight is going to affect players

Africans are at advantage

Morocco. France

[pops. @Mphod0lsk1]

Coffee dates aren’t safe anymore some of you are capable of ordering Ribs at 9AM

[Words @itswords_]

"2026 is gonna be my year"

me in june:

[Edwin Nganyi @EdwinNgany]

When the giver becomes broke , the receiver says the giver did not plan his life well when he had money.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

My female friend is in tears. The guy she turned down is now a whole Member of Parliament😂

[BIG AYØ🪵🍃 @dfw_olat_ay]

A girl just called me a evil narcissistic manipulator, I needed that.
Thought I was losing my spark for a minute🥲

[TiReVhA @TiR3VhA]

Haa parikubhaizika 💔😭🙌