Tung Tung Tung SSRI

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The worst thing about working at the FDA is putting diseases/heavy metals/glass shards into things that don't have them already

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@GregGobblestone first date and she's already asking you to find her hidden Mickey

[Karli MarXCX☭ @dollarnuftynuf]

new landlord forwarded me his conversation with ChatGPT instead of the lease #ok

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Wearing this to impress Buc-ee's trade

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They're saying Mitch McConnell has started a gofundme to help cover bills while recovering from SRS

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@Tacitus1 @AlfhildeO it's true, I've seen many of these documentaries on pornhub and xhamster

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My life is like a movie and it's rated 1/2 Star on letterboxed

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My Chud son is in his 2nd year at Tisch and is already an intern they sexually harass at Barstool Sports

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Just crushed 2 monster energies and a diet Dr pepper
Yep, it's a Limp Bizkit and Offspring kind of morning 😎

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Jacking off to the gay thoughts for pride month

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Read 3 chapters of a book and rewarded myself with 75 minutes of short form content

[Games That Weren't @fgasking]

Virtua Hamster is one of SEGA's more unusual lost projects. Think S.T.U.N Runner with rodents. Nearly finished on 32X, but cancelled before release, with a Saturn version never even started.

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AI Chris Pratt featured in a Twitter ad is telling me to purchase a crypto coin that I've never heard of...and my white ass is sitting down and listening 🙂‍↕️

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Did you know you can get IMDb credits for attempting to assassinate a US president?

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This just confirms that Netanyahu has had men's fingers up his ass

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Israeli PM Netanyahu announces he was diagnosed, treated for prostate cancer

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Felt the same way after signing the $20 check my great aunt sent me on my 10th birthday

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

TRUMP: *signs his name* Oh, that's a good one. Look at that, Joe. Do you think Biden can do that?

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I listen to slayer and smoke weed out of a bong I haven't cleaned in two years. My la-z-boy has a sweat stain in the shape of my body. My girlfriend has a mobility scooter. We are both into bdsm and will talk about it to anyone who gets close to us at a bar

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Drake if he had bugs in his hair: I am the Lice man

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You're supposed to enjoy them for the mouthfeel

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

yall be eating hot dogs for the shape or the flavor

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5 techniques you should learn before jacking off