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@BryanNotReynold This is ridiculously wrong. Use your brains people.

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@Pirates @PlatinumKey13 What’s wrong with Devenski?

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@ThePoniExpress Best video I’ve seen in ages!!

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@Ken073757956486 @DixonDisciple How’d that work out for you Kenni?

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@CWolfPGH Would’ve been a standup IPHR if the punk ddn’t stand there to watch a ball NOT go over the wall 😂😂😂

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@GMBCSuperfan Yes. Odd post.

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@PrestonC99281 @Pirates 😂😂

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@davematthewsbnd “GREED”… $500 VIP tickets… “GREED”!!!

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@NorthShoreNine @_NoahHiles Certainly NOT Nutbag’s wallet.

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Why no Steve Earle? @FarmAid

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@EricLDaugh Tony, Ryne and George… my hitting heros!

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@DMRussini Steelers fans saying same thing about Fields.

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@IratePiratesFan

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@IratePiratesFan @abuccofan #PiratesTwitter #SellTheTeam #BarstoolSports #MLBTwitter #StoolScenes #BobNutbag

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@NorthShoreNine #PiratesTwitter #SellTheTeam #BarstoolSports #MLBTwitter #StoolScenes #BobNutbag

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Pittsburgh built steel, bridges, and legends.

Bob Nutbag built a legacy of dollar-store mediocrity and plumbing-based leadership.

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While y’all were looking at SELL THE TEAM in the sky, Bob Nutbag was 3 floors below sea level doing this.

A thread.

#PiratesTwitter #SellTheTeam #MLB #LetsGoBucs

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Pirates ownership was busy during today’s “Sell the team” flyover. Here’s what Nutbag was actually doing: (1/6)

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Nutting, unfazed, muttered “smells like ROI” and pocketed a roll of nickels before exiting through a janitor’s closet labeled “Hope.” He was last seen riding a wheel-less golf cart uphill toward mediocrity. (6/6)

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Pirates ownership was busy during today’s “Sell the team” flyover. Here’s what Nutbag was actually doing: (1/6)

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The stench floated up like incense toward the exec suite, where Frank Coonelly’s ghost still mutters “small market constraints” into the HVAC. (5/6)