Codyne 💻

Software engineer👩🏽‍💻
INFP🤭❤️

[Enomfon Akpan @mydearenomfon]

AS can still marry AS if they don’t have plans on having children.

I know some people can’t fathom this as Nigerians, because for us, marriage is often reduced to two things: childbearing and family expectations. Not every marriage is about raising biological children.

[. @naledimashishi]

So basically we’re dealing with a job market where if your CV isn’t structured in a super specific way, it may get rejected by the AI HR teams are using but if you use AI to help you with the application process, you will likely get rejected. And even if you don’t use AI, if a recruiter thinks you did they’ll still reject you 🙃

[𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙪. @NOTCHXBU]

Nah, washing machine clears

[Rob Lipsett @RobLipsett]

17 years of bicep curls. All for this moment.

[Ball @BallMuse23]

That .8 at the end would change my life

[Nelson 🦀 @trxpznxl]

I'm building an app that notifies you when your subscription is about to end to avoid situations like this, would you use it?

[Promise @KALADIMA1972]

Lmao. Money good sha. .coz if my own blender spoil. I go first go plug am for room
Then kitchen
Then passage
Then sitting room
E go sha work for one of those places 😭😂

[Alpha Cop @Cop_web3]

“I no fit lie give you”

- Person wey dey lie give you

[Merit Orji @Meritttt]

🫶🏽

[Alex Oluwatobi @alexlobaloba]

Next time you decide to ignore the 30 reels I sent you, remember I thought of you 30 times, you ungrateful potato.

[aditi @adititeaa]

my college professor once told us: "go have fun the entire day, but once you're back home, study for just 2 hours. you'll be in a completely different league"

few know how deep this is

[Dee ✨ @_mamidee]

Snapchat is like a different world, you go there and everyone is just flexing, traveling, gyming and unboxing stuff and I’m wondering if we are in same economy

[Martha Kehinde Awoniyi @kawoniyi]

I’ll be honest. I’m surprised by this tweet and the cs. I legit thought everyone knew the British & US variations of English. Particularly the ou vs o, s vs z and ter vs tre disparity.

Eg Mum vs Mom
Analyse vs Analyze
Metre vs Meter

Also
Learnt vs Learned
Doughnut vs donut

[Sai Ishaya @Sai_Ishaya_]

In your case, we need to speak with a pharmaceutical company to ensure that you get grass delivered to you via multiple routes, touching it is not enough.

You need to inhale it as an aerosol, swallow it as a tablet, have it injected via IV, still get it IM, & then inthratechal.

[Doctuche @lidocaine_v2]

But if someone dies at 30, everyone agrees they died young.

Too old for life, too young for death.

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

One of the best things you can do for yourself as a young person who earns a decent income is to decenter money itself.
As long as my basic needs are met, I have savings, and can afford to treat myself once in a while, I'm content.
All these “luxury” and things no dey move me.

[Malikajaan💋❤️ @amynartt_]

My Shaylaaaasssss 🥹🥰❤️