Gus Fredericson

I like driving taxi, working a phone sales operation, attempting to catch the Zohan, long walks on the beach, and red head Arabs

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Niggas be niggin

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

2 chainz was really spittin when he said “I hope you get testicular cancer in the brain, dickhead”

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

If I was on my deathbed my last request would be a core water with the nipple top and an eighth

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

@JoseCanseco Most coherent tweet you’ve had

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I was fucking this girl one time and she gave birth while we were doing it. Does that count as a threesome?

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

Just read in a history book that a group of transgender women was referred to as the X-Men. Is that what the movies were based of of the whole time?!?! 😱😱😱

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

I saw a native dudes phone smoking at a restaurant once so I deadass asked him if that’s how he sends text messages

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@victoria_oconn So is Chuck Berry just sprinkles on the seat now or what

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

Burning em like I’m hitler, dropping it like it’s hot

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

Actually.... pagyna

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Turns out.... vagenis

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My asshole is sounding like an 02’ Cummins

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@victoria_oconn Really moved mountains with that one. So inspirational

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

A Trans Trump supporter is about as rare as a left handed masterbater #Nottogetpolitical

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@victoria_oconn Maybe you should see a doctor about that

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

Anonymous

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

@victoria_oconn Make*

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

@victoria_oconn Funny stuff really hope you can male it there one day

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

Tryna have my body looking like a Skitzos scratch paper

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

The roller toaster goes ding ding #shafty