Papa Murphy’s

WWI survivor 💣 Creator of the mozzarella stick😋 World record holder for most cigarettes smoked in an hour (114) 🚬

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@papa_johns__69 that’s probably because you have a purple basement 😳

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Man i love marketplace

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better combo than cookies and milk? me with my car keys after 17 beers

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Just wishing i could split a sixer with Hitler and ask him a few questions #seemschill

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me when i’m being arrested because apparently paying taxes isn’t optional

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Say i won’t rub one out in public right now

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i have an inkling that someone broke into my house and fucked my butt last night #feelingunsure

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I wish my no no square didn’t turn purple after sex

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@CheekyBastard00 Son of a bitch

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People always ask me if I’m an introvert or an extrovert... I’m just a pervert fym

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

Favorite father-daughter bonding activity: Bangin heaters in my 05’ Suzuki on our way to band tryouts

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Ever since I was younger I’ve had this tick where I’ll accidentally touch small children on there private parts

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Just hit a mean farmers blow into my grandmas ashes #free69

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All I do is golf and let people tit fuck me

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If you say “see you next year” on New Year’s Eve, your dad must beat the fuck out of you.

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Cold. Hard. Refreshing. - my cock

[Oliver McGirr @junglebridge1]

I have soft hands to shake your dick

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I just want someone who will eat slim Jim’s out of my ass crack and then beat the fuck out of me

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One time a cop detained me and I blew a fat load. I got let off with a warning.

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Bout to droop my boys in some ghost peppers 🤪 wish me luck