Papa Johns

Welcome to the bakery

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Most dads use their sandals to spank their kids, my dad would strap me to his bow flex and put a gag ball in my mouth and he would rearrange my guts for 25 minutes.

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@papas_tickles This makes me feel itchy

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I’ve got a gorilla finger hanging out of my ass right now #poopchute #turd

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I begging for someone to just take a hardy piss in my ass

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There’s no way I’m the only man that also puts his balls in the condom too

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It’s always those people driving around in handy caped vans that be driving slow as shit. Like what’s gonna happen to you that hasn’t happened already. Speed the fuck up

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Got forbid I let one rip. My ass wasn’t made for a library

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Got thinking to myself today and realized, I fall in love with men, and have sex with women

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I’d never let my wife see my twig and berries

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I’m the kinda dad that their kids are gonna hate because I’m the opposite of progressive 🤰🏿

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I know that thang grips like a retard holding a pencil

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“The pussy so good it’s got me yodela’ha’he’hootin”

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Finally found out what the hole in the cum and go bathroom is for, definitely going back tomorrow on my lunch break

# my wife would never

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Anyone want to play some tonsil hockey later behind pet smart?

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Protesters in Georgia used a makeshift firework gun against riot police 😳 https://t.co/mChRExtSYR

[Papa Johns @papa_johns__69]

All I want is for my wife to send a jet steam of ass mist right into my face

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Think I’m gonna get a dog soon so I can have it lick peanut butter off my dick

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Do you know why the tower of Pisa is leaning? Because it had better reflexes then the twin towers

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What’s the best part about being a pedophile??

Your dick looks big in all the pictures!

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What’s the difference between a black guy and an elevator?

A elevator can raise a family of four

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Just had flaming hot Cheetos for the first time, I now understand why black girls with biggest asses like them so much