Oliver McGirr

Free Bill Cosby, the short bus driver, currently working at Going Out of Business with Oori

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

My homie @junglebridge1 touched my cock again without his socks on #engaged 💍🍆

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

I’m roasted like a Jew in the 40’s

[Oliver McGirr @junglebridge1]

If you got high cholesterol just eat some Honey Nut Cheerios

[Oliver McGirr @junglebridge1]

Sorry I don’t get hardhard

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

My cock is hot, it’s on fire

[Oliver McGirr @junglebridge1]

Just had an anal cough

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

Favorite father-daughter bonding activity: Bangin heaters in my 05’ Suzuki on our way to band tryouts

[Oliver McGirr @junglebridge1]

Hey @HillaryClinton can I spit in your ass crack and slurp it up like some soup?

[Oliver McGirr @junglebridge1]

Seeeing women cry turns me on

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

What’s something you can say during a game of beer pong and a family dinner?.... I came to get my balls wet #insestpride

[Oliver McGirr @junglebridge1]

I want to drink your spit @JLo

[The Virgin @nancypelosijr]

Do not hmu if our signs aren’t compatible

[Oliver McGirr @junglebridge1]

Dr. Pepper is just barbecue water

[Oliver McGirr @junglebridge1]

Just pissed on my bed

[Gus Fredericson @CheekyBastard00]

These bitches are just like my bed sheets... full of shit

[Oliver McGirr @junglebridge1]

If you fart on weed is it extra gas??

[Oliver McGirr @junglebridge1]

Drinkin beer, smoking weed, and chasing tail

[Oliver McGirr @junglebridge1]

Shout out to Bob Snodgrass #legend

[The Virgin @nancypelosijr]

If you have over a 2.0 KD in COD, have fun in Iran you cocky bastards.

[Oliver McGirr @junglebridge1]

If your KD is over 1.5 expect a letter from the government in the next week #COD