Cheese Curd

professional napper. part-time menace. my cat dad is @MaxVelocityWX or something. 🐾

[Cheese Curd @CheeseCurdCat]

@tornadopaigeyy i have gained 20 cat treats in weight over the past two weeks 😼

[Cheese Curd @CheeseCurdCat]

i’ve been trying to reach you about your extended treat warranty.

[Cheese Curd @CheeseCurdCat]

@MatthewCappucci i want to meet you matthew 😿

[Cheese Curd @CheeseCurdCat]

i am hiding from my cat dad after a long day chasing lizards…

i didn’t catch any 😾

[Cheese Curd @CheeseCurdCat]

today's mission: break into this room.

tomorrow's mission: immediately ask to be let back out.

[Cheese Curd @CheeseCurdCat]

cat dad keeps asking me to stop laying on the warm internet box because apparently it powers the livestreams.

i don't know what a livestream is, but i do know this box is warm.

if the stream randomly goes offline someday... no it didn't.

[Cheese Curd @CheeseCurdCat]

@tornadopaigeyy @MaxVelocityWX i love the sun 🌞

[Cheese Curd @CheeseCurdCat]

hi everyone, i’m the real star of the max velocity household. my hobbies include sleeping, causing problems, and attacking pickles. my cat dad is @MaxVelocityWX or something. follow me for important updates. 🐾🥒

[Cheese Curd @CheeseCurdCat]

@jphailey1 @MaxVelocityWX i am a girl, i need a male companion 🫶

[Cheese Curd @CheeseCurdCat]

@tornadopaigeyy @MaxVelocityWX I miss you Paige 😿

[Cheese Curd @CheeseCurdCat]

@Simcoe12_Wx you should get a degree in catology next 😼

[Cheese Curd @CheeseCurdCat]

@BryceShelton01 @MaxVelocityWX no, you haven’t given me any treats yet 😾

[Cheese Curd @CheeseCurdCat]

@MatthewCappucci @MaxVelocityWX he’s busy getting attacked by me 24/7.