Dani

Laughing my ass off somewhere, talk to me, I don't bite much...@ your own risk ;) *Pixie-Cat*

[Dani @Cheetoe4]

I've always been good at creating nightmares.....
Now I just want to create good things.

[Cave Man Steve @shopkins776]

How many times is your therapist supposed to call you a nutjob

[Cat From Nowhere @kv8]

I get it, black holes. I too am a theoretical massive object formed by a collapsed star that cannot be seen with bare eyes and a gravitational force so intense nothing can escape. Same, same.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

There is no better feeling
than being appreciated.

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

Reached that stage of parenting where having a day to myself feels like I’m getting away with a federal crime.

[Redheaded Dame @1stEvilWench]

People who disguise ugly words behind the shield of “I’m just being honest” are assholes.
No. You like inflicting pain through brutality.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I will not be watching WrestleMania this weekend but I will be taking advantage of the time and go shopping at an uncrowded Walmart

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Is pervert an absolute or a relative term?

Asking for a fiend.

[Stephanie Sparkles @SSparklesDaily]

Good morning to everyone except grown ass men that pursue women young enough to be their daughters.

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

My husband is married to a crazy cat lady

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

At our house we like to play a game called "let's open 4 boxes of the fucking same cereal.”

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

If you talk to yourself you
Live longer.

[Dani @Cheetoe4]

Get out of my dms before I get really angry.

[Dani @Cheetoe4]

If @twitter calls me selfish one more time, I'm out.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I have been watching my coworker struggle to open a bag of chips for the last 10 minutes if anyone would like to start raising my bail money.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Remember the early 80’s before body wash we used a bar of soap with someone else’s pube hair on it .... Good Times

[Susan W @Maxine12333]

Now they say we need booster shots. Stick a fork in me, I am done.

[🖤Kat Ballou™️ @1fragmentedmind]

Today I’m doing all the things I should’ve done yesterday, it’s time to move forward.

[Dani @Cheetoe4]

https://t.co/qoCeqDIkc1

[A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @SteveKoehler22]

Why would anyone eligible for a Covid
vaccine not take it ?

The level of distrust and misinformation
in America today is astounding.