Alfie

There is no show without business.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

You're not the sharpest knife in my back!

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

@TrueTorontoGirl That's the smart move Tater.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

@StuForReal It's been a tough day. 😳

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

@MonkeysMarch Happens all the time 😂

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

@DaddyJew My dog at my draft folder and He smiles all the time.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

@dexteristwisted Me too.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

@Camel_Crushin Just light sex not heavy sex on hot days Benny.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Wake up, babe. We need to start sinning before it gets too hot. It’s gonna be a scorcher today!

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

I think everyone has the same heart as me.. and that really fucks me up

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

my draft folder is the junkiest junk drawer that never was

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

One day I'll probably look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home.

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

God just gave me a hard stare

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

I smile when I cry so people know I'm homicidal.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Why people like me: I tell the truth.

Why people don’t like me: I tell the truth.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

@BobGolen That really is lucky Bob 👍

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

@SleepEatScream Well said Jen. Proud of you.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

@UncleBob56 Grandmother's are the best 😂

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

@RunOldMan Currently between jobs just saying. Now I eat hot dogs at strip clubs.

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

@thebalkanaunt We're not that bad. Well maybe you're right 🤔

[Val💋 @thebalkanaunt]

I totally get why aliens don’t want anything to do with us

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

You all sure post a lot of shit . . . Don't you all have jobs?