Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! 13 years ago @Twitter was just a group SMS platform for me. Smart phones weren’t as common yet. I didn’t know what an app was. Amazing how quickly things change. #MyTwitterAnniversary
6yo- Grandma, do I look handsome with my hair like this?
Grandma- No, it looked better yesterday.
6yo- cries!
Grandma- If I give you $50 will you stop crying?
6yo- wipes his eyes, takes the cash and walks away.
6yo to 5yo- see, I told you it would work.
My 6 year old son reads to us every night. Lately he has been asking for $0.25 to read a whole book. It felt like a reasonable request so we paid. Tonight the price increased to $200. I think he has a future in the pharmaceutical business. #inflation
@shaunking@mcuban is Breo on your new companies radar. It’s ridiculous that an asthma inhaler would cost this much! In September it was $162, now$380-460!
Today my 5 year old daughter daughter said: “the teacher let’s us take off our masks at nap time; but we have to keep on our socks... SO ... I have to deal with that every day.” #prekproblems
My first grader’s teacher just asked my son to spell “opposition” on their zoom class. I’m not sure I could spell my own name in first grade. Oh how times have changed. #remotelearning#firstgradeisharderthanmyjob