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We are all Satoshi. Except Craig Wright. He has proven in court that he is not. BTC 3QncSsiQgzVxKxjaucmtmKf3oR9wdnECVj

[fud reaper 🪦 @fudreaper_]

In about 3 months from now, we are going to find out that the private equity firm that owns this brand of black label pineapples knew their product was approaching its expiration date and would be removed from Costco’s shelves.

So, in order to avoid the losses, they created a viral, guerilla marketing campaign to go into the ghettos across the US and popularize Kool Aid Pineapples as a way to sell their rapidly expiring product.

Netflix will make a movie about it next year.
It will be called Pineapple Hustle.

[The Collectibles Guru @gurucollects]

I think this is the best binder page ever 😂

A Pokemon collector created a custom binder page inspired by one of the oldest running jokes from the anime: Jigglypuff singing everyone to sleep, getting frustrated when nobody listens, and drawing all over their faces with a marker.

The page features doodled cards surrounding an angry Jigglypuff centerpiece, complete with the marker it famously uses after its audience dozes off 😭

Fans online are calling it one of the most creative Pokemon binder pages they've ever seen.

📸: u/natalybm21, r/PokemonTCG

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

Yes, the math supports this wild claim:

Federal minimum wage in July 1971 was $1.60 per hour

40 hour week = $64 or 1.83 oz of gold on the STANDARD —unit of measurement

Today that’s about $8100-$8300 per week

***In order to match the SPENDING POWER***

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

boomers took almost every incentive zillennials had to “climb the corporate ladder”, strip-mined it to enrich themselves, then made everything so fake and so gay that probably 50%+ of young men have checked out

now they write Serious Think Pieces blaming video games or crypto

[FlipFlip @FlipFlip]

Monday we will officially reveal the Pokemon 30th Anniversary Cards, Packs, & Boxes 🔥

Who’s ready? 👀

[AshleY @Aku_700]

INVADERS BRAG: “We Took Paris in 3 Hours!”

African migrants film themselves celebrating near the Arc de Triomphe, proudly declaring they conquered France faster than the German Army in 1940. They laugh, chant Marine Le Pen’s name, and boast they now own the city. This is not immigration — it’s open conquest. Wake up, Europe.

[Poke_MD @ThePokeMD]

JUST GOT THIS ALL FOR $10 FROM A GARAGE SALE!!!

[doomer @uncledoomer]

not a mystery, house prices are up 40% because we increased the money supply by 40% to save boomer 401ks during covid. we sacrificed the young on the altar of the old.

[Kabuto King @KabutoKing_]

Number of cards Pokemon printed in the last three years:

2025 - 10 billion
2024 - 10.2 billion
2023 - 11.9 billion

YoY production has decreased 3 years in a row. Couple this with popularity/demand explosion… it should be no surprise that prices are at all-time highs.

Why wouldn’t Pokemon want some form of scarcity? It creates hype & fomo which increases demand. From a business perspective, they may have found the sweet spot.

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

>CIA agency employee asked for gold bars and foreign currency from CIA
>CIA gives it to him
>CIA says they can’t locate it
>CIA search his house, find it all

>employee only charged with inflating academic career

[Hailey Lennon @HaileyLennonBTC]

If you don’t have the keys, you don’t have the bitcoin.

A court order doesn’t change that

[The Daily Stack 🥞 @DailyStackHQ]

Someone built an algorithm to find inactive Bitcoin wallets, reported them to the NYPD as "lost property" - and is now suing to own them.

39,069 wallets. ~3.8M BTC. $286 billion.
No private keys. Just a court order.

The most audacious Bitcoin lawsuit in history.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 FBI arrests senior CIA official after finding $40,000,000 in stolen gold bars at his home.

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

‼️🚨 REMARKABLE: A man calling himself "Noah Doe" walked into the NYPD with a USB drive of 39,069 dormant Bitcoin wallets, filed it as "lost property," and got a receipt.

He's now suing in New York to be declared the legal owner of all of it: ~3.8M BTC (~$286B). He says he built an algorithm to find them and is invoking a 1958 NY finders law to claim title.

Wallet #1 is the Mt. Gox hacker's address: ~80,000 BTC stolen in 2011, untouched for 15 years, worth ~$6B today. Every on-chain analyst on earth watches it.

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

Someone tried to grill on Memorial Day using disposable aluminum trays on a wooden table on their apartment balcony.

[Jaynal @Jaynal9900]

Good luck getting the NYPD or a New York judge to sign off on a private key.

You can claim lost property all you want under state law, but the Bitcoin protocol doesn’t recognize a gavel-it only recognizes cryptography. Without the private keys, this lawsuit is just a very expensive, 901-page piece of fan fiction.

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

🇺🇸 NEW: A New York lawsuit seeks ownership of 39,069 dormant Bitcoin wallets, including addresses linked to Satoshi Nakamoto and the Mt. Gox hacker.