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co-parenting @AINTAB86 with @BigCunt22

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

@desecratedbones I haven't worked a day in my life I just Google credit card and buy shit from the stock image cards

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

hatred of immigrants is a sign of moral weakness. one of the more obvious tells that you're just not a good person.

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

•george’s will be a meditative drama about loss and grief
•paul’s will be a cameron crowe-ish slice of life comedic drama
•john’s will be a romantically messy, political drama
•ringo’s will be a shot for shot remake of scooby-doo on zombie island

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

@WalteroDimRF @LingoUnbound Uyghur genocide in the big 26

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@nkulw "Then we got into the Knicks thing. Not so good."

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

@ChumHumCEO @thamosdeaf To be honest if I hijacked someone's work and produced CLOSER I could fuck up mixes for the rest of my career and be happy

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

@vogon_laureate The kangaroo genocide in this is fucking nuts

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

@rayfp Why is he playing it accurately to the record?

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

Everything reminds me of ab

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Frank Cumsack
Father In Law
Wisconsin, Marriages, 1836-1930

[Jonathan Demme Dickrider @decoyrobot]

This girl's pussy is Pynchonian. Long and inaccessible.

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

@glands Thomas Pynchon the greatest humanist within postmodernism! He loves so much and it's so readily apparent

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@pourfairelevide Best version of forever young, queen jane, tombstone blues—I get it!

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

@MISERABLEN0W I don't think Jeff Buckley ever covered a song where he needed to be doing All That, so to speak. His cover of I Know It's Over being the mot eggregious case

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

@thamosdeaf The Lemmons setpiece might genuinely be the funniest thing anyone has ever created

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

@saricknz @Blochead4real @jailedamanda My favourite gangster film, The Age of Innocence

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

@dimitripilled moby dick is the Greatest Most Woke Most Erudite Most Homosexual Most Penis Sucking Most Anal Sex Most Fucking Sweaty Dudes book ever

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

@Faraguaydied I thought bukele had locked you up—how is doctoring?!?

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

You read don quixote and realise that books never got as good again

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

@Faraguaydied

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

@Faraguaydied holy fuck FARADAY?????

[Chef🍉🍴 @ChefVolk0]

1. Inside Llewyn Davis
2. The Big Lebowski
3. A Serious Man
4. Fargo
5. No Country For Old Men

No deep cuts from this guy!

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

Top 5 Coen Bros:

1. A Serious Man
2. Raising Arizona
3. Fargo
4. Barton Fink
5. No Country for Old Men