Chef WackADoodle

It's Shake & Bake-- and I helped!

[Chef WackADoodle @ChefWackADoodle]

When your argument is opinion, based on 1776 urban conditions, 18th century technology, anecdote, gut, theory, a tiny sliver of scientific thought that confirms your bias, ignores overwhelming proof and study, you might just be on the wrong side of the issue. Just saying. #guns

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: ABC News Just Published Some Pretty Stunning ICE Data.

The administration says it is targeting the "worst of the worst."

But according to ABC's analysis of government data, only 3% of the more than 400,000 people detained by ICE between January 2025 and March 2026 had a violent felony conviction in the United States.

ABC reports that ICE apprehended more than 4,800 U.S. citizens and deported over 2,000 of them during the first eight months of 2025.

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

Ellison gets what he wants-- control over Paramount.

Trump gets what he wants -- a neutered CNN.

Support independent media. https://t.co/0StGlWz45f

[SPIEGEL English @SPIEGEL_English]

A young woman from Germany vanished without a trace 11 years ago. Now, her name makes several appearances in the Epstein files. Her family wants to finally learn what happened to her. https://t.co/cwnleksESl

[VoteVets @votevets]

BREAKING: In a shocking maneuver, Senate Republicans just BLOCKED a Democratic effort to BAN federal troops from entering polling stations or seizing ballots or voting machines. Makes you wonder what they’re planning this November…

[julie k. brown @jkbjournalist]

NEW: Woman involved with Epstein recruiter has been missing since 2015. Story by German magazine Der Spiegel. Her family says her name is in the Epstein files. Here is the Substack link: https://t.co/pcSPo1BYdX

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[Variety @Variety]

Six former #60Minutes staffers spoke to Variety about the turmoil that has unfolded under CBS News chief Bari Weiss.

“I have a feeling that Bari will not be overseeing ‘60 Minutes’ for very much longer,” Steve Kroft tells Variety. “I think once the deal gets done with Warner Bros., people will demand that she be let go or move into another position. Everything she’s touched has turned to shit. Everything she’s touched has gone colossally wrong. And I don’t think she’s shown any talent for this position. She’s only fulfilling other people’s agendas.”

Read more: https://t.co/VWtxlYJPJy

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Enormous etchings of the numerals "86 47" have appeared on the ‌grounds of the National ‌Mall. https://t.co/OzRsToHP0t

[Sam Stein @samstein]

FWIW, Jay Clayton, Trump's new DNI nominee, was just on CNBC insisting there was election fraud in the LA mayoral race. That's sort of party line stuff at this point. But still, relevant to this post since Trump's openly using it to go after voting

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a child’s nipples while raping her.
Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them.

I mean, how the fuck isn’t this the biggest scandal in the world right now?

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) faked a phone call for roughly 90 seconds after being asked about Speaker Mike Johnson’s comments regarding potential Social Security cuts.

The phone's screen remained visible, with his cheek inadvertently tapping different parts of the display.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Mark this moment.

This is where the endgame begins—though it might take two years to play out.

A President of the United States is openly linking the *Pentagon* and rigging elections for his party.

He is framing an authoritarian takeover as something the *U.S. military* wants.

[Matt Viser @mviser]

SCOOP: Despite insisting that a $1.776 billion “anti-weaponization” fund has been scrapped, the administration is quietly assuring allies that payout plans remain on track, @S_Fitzpatrick reports.
https://t.co/MD2pfzIGIZ

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

🚨 BOMBSHELL! CNN confirms Trump's AG pick Todd Blanche is triggering a massive spike in Epstein searches. The public is actively connecting the administration to the elite ring.

Enten declares this is an absolute political nightmare. The coverup is collapsing!

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 Democrats Just Made A Pretty Stunning Allegation.

According to remarks made today, they say new reporting shows Vice President J.D. Vance participated in Situation Room meetings focused on the Epstein files.

They allege top administration officials were discussing strategy around the handling of the files, public messaging, and potential fallout for President Trump.

For years, the administration has insisted there is nothing to hide.

Now lawmakers are demanding testimony from officials they say were involved in these meetings.

[capitolhunters @capitolhunters]

People seem surprised that Trump's AG was using private email. But the Jan 6 investigation showed: Trump officials do EVERYTHING on private email. That's why their comms had to be subpoenae'd. Nothing was archived.

1000 Hillarys, and not one article mentioned it. 1/

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: Fox News Just Spent 3 Straight Minutes Airing A Detailed Case For Corruption Inside The Trump Administration.

Think about that.

This wasn’t MSNBC.

This wasn’t CNN.

This was Fox News.

Rep. Jamie Raskin walked viewers through what he says is a pattern of corruption, conflicts of interest, and abuse of power inside the administration.

And Fox aired the entire thing.

When even Fox can no longer avoid the conversation, it suggests the story has become too large to simply ignore.

[Chef WackADoodle @ChefWackADoodle]

@Quirk22 @SirHinksAlot @Timodc @BretBaier What did Bill and Loretta talk about? You have the receipts, right??

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

One time loretta lynch was on the same tarmac as Bill Clinton and went into his plane to talk.

@BretBaier has done 176 segments on that outrageous breach of Justice Department norms.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Bombshell from Haberman and Swan:

Trump wanted the Epstein issue buried and snapped at anyone who mentioned it.

In the days before WSJ published that Epstein birthday book scoop, Trump tried to quash the story by calling Rupert Murdoch, News Corp.'s chief executive, and The Journal's editor in chief.

He failed. https://t.co/FRS0DNATAh