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michael crichton is my dad | pastry chef | for legal purposes all tweets regarding the d*sney company are a joke | she/her

[annalise @Chef_Churro]

@OrlandoPolrBear I guarantee The Perch brings in more revenue than the gingerbread house

[annalise @Chef_Churro]

All that time wasted on a notes app “statement” and still no apology to the artist…..

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jorginho has released a new statement, now clarifying that Chappell Roan had nothing to do with the security guard that approached his daughter:

“Chappell Roan made a public statement, reached out privately to Catherine, and our teams also spoke directly. It became clear that she had no knowledge of what took place at breakfast and had not asked anyone to approach them. She was understanding and sympathetic to what had happened to our child. […] The security guard himself has since confirmed publicly that he was representing another artist at the hotel at the time.”

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch

[maia @mxmtoon]

jesus fucking christ i wish i was a muppet so bad kill me

[Michala ✨WPBL ERA @mcmupzz]

It’s magic, the Muppets are real

[Lana the Bug 🪲💕 @lanabeesfw]

I really like when the muppet puppeteers just shake the muppet around really fast

[𝕽𝖆𝖈𝖍 ♡ (rachleahx) @xrachaelxoxo]

PSA!

[annalise @Chef_Churro]

@wicked_updates WHAT

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@g0thgoblin They’re probably just really strong from prancing around in those big clompers she wore for the s&s tour 😂 men underestimate how heavy those chunky platforms are

[annalise @Chef_Churro]

During the Holocaust, Nazis used the phrase “make Germany great again” to promote their ideology, are we surprised here?

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New photo reveals a swastika American flag has been found hanging in GOP Rep. Dave Taylor's congressional office.

[annalise @Chef_Churro]

Could we fucking not

[Jaycob @Jaycob]

“Nasty” Ned Fulmer, formerly of The Try Guys has made his wrestling debut for AEW/ROH.

[annalise @Chef_Churro]

@hhn_jacob Thank you, they’re so hard to find if you don’t already know where they are this year!

[Scott Gustin 🔜 @ D23 @ScottGustin]

DREAMLIGHTS YOU’RE NEXT. WE’RE COMING FOR YOU.

[josh tenet @joshtenet]

they want more Muppet stuff i heard. someone told me that

[annalise @Chef_Churro]

@dynamicbanter

[annalise @Chef_Churro]

@FlattenedBurger Hersband 💪🏻