Neale Taylor

“Needs subtitles” - some boy on YouTube

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

Blocked me after telling me America is in fact white

Pretty sure there was folk there first like

Also shitebag behaviour

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

Your pinned tweet actually says “American means white”?

So shut the fuck up your stupid racist cunt

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

Your pinned tweet actually says “American means white”?

So shut the fuck up your stupid racist cunt

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

Get me back to Gods Country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

Portals before an away day would break an American

[Hoosier Captain @hoosier_captain]

One thing Europeans will never have is tailgating. “Ooh I’ll go have a pint with my mates”

K man I’m having 14 beers with 10k random strangers at 8 am, and being offered free hot dogs and burgers omw to the game

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

Agent Sorloth return to base 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[World Cup HQ @WorldCup26HQ]

🇲🇦 Moroccan fans are fuming that Sorloth injured TWO of their players during their game yesterday 😳

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Me when the Mrs asks if I’m planning on drinking for 10 hours before the Scotland game

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

We’re winning the fuckin lot

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

HALF TIME: Bolivia 0-4 Scotland.

A fantastic four for Scotland at the break, courtesy of Lawrence Shankland, Scott McTominay and a Ché Adams brace.

Lovely stuff in New Jersey.

#BOLSCO

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

Cheers for confirming 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Laura Woods @laura_woodsy]

@LauraKirk12 Wait until they see how ‘biased’ the World Cup coverage on both ITV and BBC is. Hint. It’ll be mostly English…

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

When it inevitably goes to shit again

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Millionaire BrewDog co-founder James Watt launches new beer brand after collapse of his craft brewery chain https://t.co/jWX1aYdQ6M

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

Was ready to have a go at Forza because they’ve got really into Japanese car culture and I was like “we didn’t fuckin get that when it was in Scotland”

Then I realised that you probably can’t have some Ned in his Ford Focus in a Mcds car park chatting up 14 year olds in a game

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

If Kusini aye go doesn’t get a call up for the World Cup my sticker book is fucked

[Joanna Cherry KC @joannaccherry]

Non-feminist Holly Bruce beats non- feminist Kaukab Stewart in Glasgow Southside thereby continuing the proud tradition of their MSP throwing women’s rights under the bus. What a time to be alive.

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

Green council and Kenny McLean as mayor?

Might move to Norwich

[Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

‼️BREAKING | In a historic result, the Green Party has won a MAJORITY on Norwich City Council 😱

🟢 Green: 21 (+5)
🔴 Labour: 12 (-7)
➡️ Reform: 2 (+2)
🟠 Lib Dem: 3 (-)
⚪️ Independent: 1 (-)

Green majority of 3 seats 🟢

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

I also thought these Green wins would be marginal but they’ve fucking SMASHED it

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

We are on course for all 3 devolved nations of the UK to have independence supporting nationalist governments

Burn
The
Union

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

FUCKIN YAAAAAAAS LORNA

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

@timmcgraws Well am ignoring the results down here, absolutely horror show

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

Fuckin hell have Banff and Buchan actually make a reasonable decision?

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

Interesting so far like

SNP flipping Shetland
Reform sitting in 3rd in some more ‘working class’ areas
Labour not getting a pumping like expected

[Neale Taylor @Chef_Nealio]

Nah fuck the kids am building a lightsaber

[Michael J. Miraflor @michaelmiraflor]

Among my hottest takes are:

- Disney adults (esp with no kids) are ruining it for families by inflating the cost of everything.

- Disney adults should seek therapy to deal with childhood issues, not more trips to Disneyland.

- Disney should not cater to Disney adults. It’s for families. It’s for the kids.