𝐿𝑜𝓊 @Chef_TRex - Twitter Profile

9 months ago

🚨 THE INTERNET JUST FACEPLANTED - AND AMAZON’S HOLDING THE CORD Snapchat’s dead. Roblox won’t load. Canva’s crying. Even Alexa’s pretending she didn’t hear you. It’s not you - it’s AWS, the invisible backbone of half the web, choking in its own cables. Amazon Web Services says its core U.S–East servers are seeing “increased error rates.” In other words: the world’s most critical data center just tripped over itself. The outage hit around midnight Pacific. By sunrise in London, social feeds were ghost towns and cloud dashboards were screaming. Here’s the ugly truth: the modern internet is a Monopoly board. AWS owns Boardwalk and Park Place - and when it goes down, everyone’s homeless. Expect ripple chaos: stalled shopping carts, glitched banking, smart homes reverting to dumb bricks. Businesses bleeding millions by the hour. If this lasts, markets will twitch and regulators will start asking the D-word: decentralization. For now, the cloud’s on fire. The question isn’t if it’s fixed - it’s who still trusts the sky after this. Source: Sky News, The Independent, Dataconomy, UNILAD, Tyla

MarioNawfal's tweet photo. 🚨 THE INTERNET JUST FACEPLANTED - AND AMAZON’S HOLDING THE CORD

Snapchat’s dead. Roblox won’t load. Canva’s crying. Even Alexa’s pretending she didn’t hear you.

It’s not you - it’s AWS, the invisible backbone of half the web, choking in its own cables.

Amazon Web Services says its core U.S–East servers are seeing “increased error rates.”

In other words: the world’s most critical data center just tripped over itself.

The outage hit around midnight Pacific. By sunrise in London, social feeds were ghost towns and cloud dashboards were screaming.

Here’s the ugly truth: the modern internet is a Monopoly board. AWS owns Boardwalk and Park Place - and when it goes down, everyone’s homeless.

Expect ripple chaos: stalled shopping carts, glitched banking, smart homes reverting to dumb bricks. Businesses bleeding millions by the hour.

If this lasts, markets will twitch and regulators will start asking the D-word: decentralization.

For now, the cloud’s on fire.

The question isn’t if it’s fixed - it’s who still trusts the sky after this.

Source: Sky News, The Independent, Dataconomy, UNILAD, Tyla

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Unkonfined @unkonfined

9 months ago

What’s lower, your engagement rate on 𝕏 or your self-esteem?

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Not Today Eric

@NotTodayEric

9 months ago

Don’t quote me on this but, ugh.

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C 🇨🇦 @SelfInFocus

10 months ago

Hanging on by a thread is the new vibe

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Who to follow

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Avery 🌻

@avery_maness

You’re doing great, You’re looking good, and FUCK what everybody else thinks!

𝐿𝑜𝓊 @Chef_TRex

9 months ago

Anybody else just wanna eat junk food until you puke?

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𝐿𝑜𝓊 @Chef_TRex

11 months ago

I don’t know why, but Sundays are the hardest… … … … 😞

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𝐿𝑜𝓊 @Chef_TRex

over 1 year ago

It’s too quiet and I don’t want to hear the thoughts in my head.

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𝐿𝑜𝓊 @Chef_TRex

over 1 year ago

Wow. What a ride!

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𝐿𝑜𝓊 @Chef_TRex

almost 2 years ago

Losing my mind…

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𝐿𝑜𝓊 @Chef_TRex

almost 2 years ago

Constantly striving for excellence… and currently sick to my stomach about it

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Texas Rangers

@Rangers

over 2 years ago

The slam heard all around Texas.

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The Family Table @FamilyTableFV

almost 3 years ago

We are hiring! We are looking for a Baker experienced in large-batch, scratch baking. Baking & Pastry degree a plus, but not required. We are also looking for part-time or full-time line cooks. Great hours! Apply here: https://t.co/ZAHLWy2Qy8