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@BoltReport_TB Disastous strikes again.

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@EddieInTheYard Immediately answering questions after a loss like this brings focus away from the framing of his original intention for the request. This shit sucks, but I would have thought Kuch was an idiot if he fielded questions.

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@repTILLYan Because as brilliant as Coop is as a coach, he is subject to his own idiotic arrogance and hubris. Gonzo has been ass all year and Coop spent the exact wrong moment to try to get a feel good moment.

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@BoltsJolts Viel's contract and Gonzo's minutes are waaaaaaay more of dumpster fire. Sabourin at least earns his minutes in board battles.

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@BoltReport_TB Two games in a row that Carlson has a massive defensive miscue that directly leads to a loss

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@BoltsBreakdown Dom James is our only young guy with an optimistic future. Gonzo and over-passing Connor "I'm gonna shoot more this year" Geekie are not it.

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@NxtEvo_1 Jeff Halpern

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@BoltedUpHockey D'Astous will not climb in value. For as many good things he does, there are 3x as many irresponsible decisions.

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@BoltReport_TB First point of the season for Gonzo. And he gets ice time on the top line + 2nd PP unit.

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@warrenchris He literally does the same move on every zone entry - dart up the half wall, button hook, try to feed the point, then turnover or skate and stop between the dots. Having a "top line" with Point and Goncalves is worse than pitiful. It's predictable, pull string doll hockey.

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@TBLightning Jeff Halpern starting the season like he's coached the last couple - power plays are passing exercises.

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@HWillison Nick Paul moves like he has cement in his skates. The sad reality is that we are a thoroughly slow team that over passes and our fastest guys are afraid to drive the net and shoot the puck. This game was lost the moment we dressed Geekie. He never earns his 7 minutes TOI

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@JasonStGermain9 @TBFan613 The other 15 teams in the playoffs should want this. The Lightning are a statistically, fundamentally weaker team with Hedman in the line-up. He gets grandfathered into big minutes and he just can't hang with the speed litmus of the game anymore. He's a traffic cone out there.