Captain Benin

Just Here for the Laughs & Procrastination 🇬🇧🇳🇬🇮🇪

[Captain Benin @CheifHank]

Opening Hinge on full brightness in the gym, so the gym baddies know I’m single and looking

[Captain Benin @CheifHank]

@Miss_Toppin The problem is most people feel they need to live quite centrally and/or right beside a tube station, london is already very well connected and most tube stations have bike racks to turn a 20/25min walk into a 9 min cycle.

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[Captain Benin @CheifHank]

Need a kebab tonight

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A woman who keeps you confused is keeping her options open.

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

I’m a special needs father.

Retard is just a word too.

If you approach me and my child and start saying Retard I will swing for you.

Legally can I swing for you? No.
Legally should I swing for you? No.
Do I think people should say retard whenever they want? Yes.
Is my assault on you justified? No.

But if you engage in this behaviour with your hand on a loaded pistol knowing I might swing and intend on killing me in front of my child if I do, who’s the asshole?

This is why I am not donating. He may legally be correct, but we shouldn’t encourage his behaviour if we wish to live in a civil society.

[Stephen Storey @StephenStorey]

That’s what’s holding you back right there.

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown.

Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

If South Africans catch this boy 😂

[Captain Benin @CheifHank]

What did I say!? These scammers man, they better pay a fine for this

[Stretford End @StretfordEndx]

🚨 Barcelona sporting director Deco has reportedly informed Marcus Rashford that the club do not plan to keep him beyond this season, even at a reduced fee. The Manchester United loanee is not viewed as the right tactical fit and is believed to have fallen short of expectations.

As a result, a permanent deal now appears highly unlikely, with Barcelona unwilling to meet the reported £30 million valuation to secure his transfer. [@ElNacionalWeb] #mufc

[Maya Gebeily @GebeilyM]

I understand it can be hard for readers halfway around the world to absorb headlines like this over & over. Fatigue for stories of faraway grief is natural.

But every one of these families is shattered, possibly beyond repair. Please do read what my colleagues are documenting.

[Captain Benin @CheifHank]

Tsa Felo 🔥🔥👌🏾

[Captain Benin @CheifHank]

Love when a show doesn’t nerf a villain after he joins the good guys

[たくマッスル @tachu_muscle]

【阿弗利加トレ】筋トレ何からはじめていいか分からない、ジム行ってもマシンの使い方分からない人は、この有酸素トレ1日50秒毎日やってみ。1ヶ月後「別人？」ってくらい体変わってるよ。

[Hisabhkaro | Financial Calculators @Hisabhkaro]

@MhHoban Oil goes up, petrol price goes up the same day. Oil comes down, petrol price takes 6 months to notice. Funny how that works.

[erin/c @erincsun]

'State-approved concerts' —> that phrase alone should hit like a cold shock

[Captain Benin @CheifHank]

@mindofprospect The point is if you have a bigger engine, your car uses more power, and more times than not is quite heavy, and is thus less efficient than a smaller engine. Especially during city driving.

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

All of these women want to travel because they don’t have meaningful lives. One of the things I hate about vacations is the thing that people like about them and it’s that it takes me away from reality. Every now and then you need it and that’s fine, but modern women’s obsession with it is because they have nothing but the fleeting. Likes, matches, first dates, drinks with friends.. of course you love traveling because you have and do nothing real.