Human. Machine Learning Engineer. former Data Scientist. Internal Auditor. Banker. Fraud Analyst. Auditor. Accountant. Basically, I'm a jack of all trades...
Sometimes two accounts are linked to one card and both are active. Sometimes, they ask because only the customer knows which of the two active accounts is funded at that time. An account can be active but empty at the time of purchase, but maybe we can expect a time when the machine simply charges whatever account is funded
Stupid take. Almost as stupid as the post you replied to. You’re confusing individual profitability with institutional loyalty and brand equity. That’s exactly how daft people think.
A retail customer is not “valued” because the CEO personally cries when they leave. They’re valued because of scale, aggregation, and ecosystem stickiness. One account doesn’t move the needle, but millions of “insignificant” accounts are literally the balance sheet.
And the idea that they won't miss him is not even the point you think it is. Banks don’t operate on emotional absence. They operate on retention metrics, cost of acquisition, and churn. If you leave, they don’t mourn you. They adjust models. We all know that.
But pretending that means you can treat non HNI customers badly because they won’t matter individually is just shallow thinking. That’s how institutions slowly rot.
Also, I’m a banker so I know you’re lying about them being unbothered about customers leaving. Being inside the system doesn’t automatically upgrade your argument. It just means you should know better.
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@Rxbremen@Yantumakii If you have proof that someone had a loss and the bank still behaved like an interest bank, spill it. Otherwise, enough with this Jibber jabber
I wish the FRSC conducted IQ and psychometric tests before issuing driver's licences, especially for okada riders in Abuja, because some of the decisions you see on the road make you question whether self-preservation is a universal instinct. I'm tired.
ICAN has just reached an agreement with IIA. IIA Global admitted ICAN to CIA Challenge Exam Pathway.Under the new arrangement, eligible ICAN members will now have access to the CIA Challenge Exam, an accelerated pathway designed for qualified accounting professionals seeking to obtain the globally recognised CIA designation.
What this means:
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Now
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180 minutes
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