Tristan

[ryul @jkggukk]

les réactions que j’avais devant endgame au ciné comme si j’avais pas déjà vu le film

[lungs @pleadedguilt]

That alcohol will have me Communicating

[turd @goonageddon]

storm knocked my wifi out had to jerk off to my own ass in the mirror last night

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

“is this your pussy?… wait no sorry i meant whose pussy is this?”

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Watching Thor get on the ship with the Guardians knowing they’re flying directly into Love and Thunder…

[alien @fastestUFO]

penis themed blowjob

[n @dyslexiccunt]

i got scoliosis in my boner

[tasman @lildorothy_]

damn shawty have you considered the ramifications

[kofi annan @poemPilled]

All bad, bro! Big worries

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I challenge you to a conversation

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

(when I’m in a really good mood) more Mr. Nice Guy :)

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Jerking off thinking about having sex with my wife

[Evil Marcus @Marcashew]

"men used to go to war"
Some still do

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

my grandma perished in a trickshot related accident

[local gongeous volcel thotty @feltconnoisseur]

it feels good as fuck to listen to the same song 60 times in a row

[RonaldoNumbaNine @s1imfitpolotee]

Do they got stainless steel dildos or it’s just #MicroplasticsAllInYoPussy

[gauri @ilovemomos412]

Im bedrotting and doomscrolling in the most fuckable years of my life

[Ape of Grind @apelovrr]

*during a handjob*
okay, let's do a silly one now

[tasman @lildorothy_]

your honor isn't that the same thing you were wearing yesterday

[le'on @twobularbells]

bro hop on porn