Chelsea Coleman

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

Here's how we save the nation: Jennifer Aniston and @DavidSchwimmer agree to go public about their relationship when the U.S. hits a 95% vaccination rate. #IfWeHit95

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

What Covid has taught me, is people are much more willing to play Russian roulette if the bullet goes through someone else's head.

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

"Meat Machine"
Reading of a screenplay, by Steve Sears, the creator of "Dave Made A Maze"

On Soundcloud:
https://t.co/hhEkrsmqLh

On Youtube:
https://t.co/antOpT3fRY

Links at:
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#MeatMachine #DaveMadeAMaze

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

Guess who just won the #Slamdance Audience Award?

Congrats @DaveMadeATweet !

#DaveMadeAMaze
#ParkCity

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

What heartbreaking news.
My love and support to all Gian's friends and family.
I am here for… https://t.co/ox9D3FASnx

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just looked at the holiday edition of Oprah's Favorite Things. #26 is the rare earth element promethium.

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

@TEDRadioHour thank you! As someone with Multiple Chemical Sensitivity, I am thrilled to hear your show on Toxicity today!

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

@HillaryClinton and Robby Mook are playing Zip-Zap-Zop RIGHT NOW
#zipzapzop #improv #debates #HillaryClinton #RobbyMook

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

In the time I spent thinking "what could I tweet to make everyone like me?" I could have stolen four houses.

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

A lot of people feel very misunderstood

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

Well, we make babies and you grow beards.
@ASteveSears : those are our hair babies

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

I miss private shame

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

Bed, Bath & Beyoncè

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

"Calm down, calm down. You can ALL be my favorite construction worker." - @ASteveSears

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

@lynntrickey is it hard to get out milk stains? What counts as a "stain?"

[Steve Sears @ASteveSears]

Anybody else googling drake hotline bling prospect leather jacket kill myself?

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

Oh man, remember how everyone's mom was so into "The Prince of Tides?"

[Chelsea Coleman @ChelSheRa]

"How do we know if the cat is a long-hair or short-hair?"
@ASteveSears : "Depends on what kind of music he listens to."

[Steve Sears @ASteveSears]

All I want is to burn cheese with my wife with no fear in my life. #ancientproverb