At a weed store you can say, "I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?
I used to watch my mom get ready for work when I was young- and I always thought it was so glamorous. And now, I find out work is not glamorous. Adulting is all a lie.