vmp.

divine nonchalance.

[vmp. @vanecoops]

I was deleting pictures from my phone the other day and the amount of screenshots I had of charcuterie boards from the last 5 years was embarrassing.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

The owner of van cleef watching everyone wearing his bracelets but only 30 were sold this year

[vmp. @vanecoops]

Having girl friends as an adult is so nice! Especially when they also have kids!! Why did no one tell me that having friends is fun!!!!!!!!!! Gatekeepers.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Cardinal Zuppi read the names of every child who passed away in Gaza. It took him 7 hours.

[vmp. @vanecoops]

@lydiakauppi Dick is abundant and low value 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏

[vmp. @vanecoops]

@Chelcrack Sloane lost one of my lip contours. I feel this.

[vmp. @vanecoops]

7 years ago at this time, I never would have imagined or even hoped for this result of those labour pains. What a joy to be Milan’s mama. Him telling me to shut up and all 🤍

[iza @izamamaa]

“nobody coming to save you also implies

no one is coming to stop you”

[vmp. @vanecoops]

@niyetsel 9

[vmp. @vanecoops]

@Chelcrack 😭🥹

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

in another universe, us

[vmp. @vanecoops]

No because what do you mean that the sweet little baby boy I birthed yesterday is turning 7 on Friday and refuses to do homework, make his bed or just listen to me in general???????????????????

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Being rude to me unprovoked really wakes up the menace buried deep inside. Like I choose to live my life on cutie patootie juice but it’s some four loko back here somewhere. Let’s be very clear

[vmp. @vanecoops]

@Chelcrack A compliment 🙌

[vmp. @vanecoops]

Me on Paige Desorbo. No I won’t be taking any further questions.

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

before u beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[vmp. @vanecoops]

I just want a sunny day where everyone is out of the house and I can sit on my one specific outside chair, right in the sun, while reading a book and tanning my legs. Then when it gets too hot, I want to float around in the pool in peace. Maybe doze off. With a can of coke.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Dave Chappelle said "i got paid 25K when i was 17 and was scared to walk around with it in a backpack cause i never had something somebody wanted. i know they would kill me if they knew i had this money. now imagine having a pussy." Give this man a medal.

[vmp. @vanecoops]

@_sorrengailll …wait? This isn’t everyone? Because when I feel the big sad arriving, I’m just like oh ok I won’t kill myself like my brain is insisting is the only way, it’s just my period on its way.