Miss cheli

Open minded nd down to Earth....I luv Me!!! TEAM TAURUS TEAM WEIRD ,TEAM CHELSEA,TEAMUI #Your Fave Mixologist #cocktails/moctails plug #ProudFeminist

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

Streets that have never experienced Flooding in the History of this City are Submerged today. All Bcos One old Man wanted to steal N11Trillion via a Fake Highway NOBODY asked for…

This movie on Netflix is Crazy.. 🧐😵‍💫🤐

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

In the name of defending sycophancy everyone mama na akara seller

Olodo uprising

[Miss cheli @Chelimuya]

@DanielRegha Rest in Jesus name, he left power years ago. Focus on present government. Tcheeew

[Miss cheli @Chelimuya]

@dammiedammie35 God please forgive us our sins, how do we deserve this kind of people as our leaders?

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

[Miss cheli @Chelimuya]

@ammielv @jay_mikee

[Miss cheli @Chelimuya]

@ChiamakaAFC Mexico

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Up Czechia

Beat SA for us

[Miss cheli @Chelimuya]

@iamdayoamusa An ex governor of 20 years ago owes you? You have a sitting president asking to be voted back in for crying out loud. When has he address any situation happening in the country? Leave sentiments aside and speak honestly!!!!

[wigoroje of bini @dat_WomanSon]

@AfricaFirsts As I am now I am a Czech citizen.....

[Miss cheli @Chelimuya]

@AfricaFirsts Who is we? We are Czechia

[mike @mikealebiosu]

you can’t point out a single sector that improved under this man’s administration.

not security, not electricity, not health, even the economy is in shambles.

this guy is related to satan.

[Princewill Chuka @PrincewiIIChuka]

This country of DUMB DUMB people

You want PO to become an Electrical Engineer to show you its possible

Alex Otti is proof before your dumb eyes, that it CAN BE DONE

Hire honest people, dont steal, execute a bold modern plan and again, DONT STEAL, DONT STEAL, DO NOT FUCKING STEAL

[Miss cheli @Chelimuya]

@yabaleftonline Czechia all the way bro

[Wolfie 🐺 @TheIgboWolf]

Dear Nigerians,

Skipping that South African film costs you nothing.

It’s the easiest protest you’ll ever make, a way to stand for the Nigerians being disenfranchised over there.

[Sahel Revolutionary Soldier @cecild84]

Let me welcome you to the new South African immigration officers of 2026.

Be in no doubt fellow Africans, this is the 🇿🇦 of 2026.

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

This is not immigration enforcement

If a white man did this to an Arab, South Africa will run to the ICC

Those that defend this will kill you as you sleep and also call it “protecting our laws”

[💎Debbie❤️ @Yoga_Queen01]

A time is coming in this country when bandits will no longer need to hide in forests, or massively attack a community at night, or wait on highways to abduct innocent travelers.

Very soon, they will have designated districts, offices, and collection agents. They will operate openly, moving from house to house to pick up people whose families failed to pay the compulsory “Bandits Fee” imposed on every household in communities.

Once you pay the fee, you will be issued a ticket or clearance pass as proof of payment. Anyone found without one will be considered a defaulter and dealt with accordingly. This will be their way of playing fair. It could even be framed as a strange kind of collaboration with the government, where instead of random kidnappings of innocent people or schoolchildren, pressure should redirected toward defaulters who failed to pay the monthly or weekly bandit fee.

This may sound absurd for now, but the frightening thing about insecurity is that it grows in stages. Many things Nigerians once thought impossible have gradually become our reality today.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Major General Abubakar Rabe has been buried. They couldn’t save him. But it took less than 24 hours to recover his body. How was the body recovered? Are we supposed to believe the government is innocent? Who’s deceiving who?