Having someone to quarantine with is cute and all but have you ever tried being forced into the kind of solitude and self-reflection you’ve avoided for a literal decade
Me, at 17: "I got the crib to myself this weekend! I'm calling the homies! We 'bout to get busy!"
Me, at 41: "I got the crib to myself this weekend! I'm 'bout to get busy!"
sobbing at this lil girl at target. dad tries to get her a dress and she just YELLS “no i’m GAY i CAN’T” and her dad just sighs so loudly and goes “no you’re not gay, i’m gay. you’re five.”