Chelsea Egozi

I do casting stuff. I don’t want to write another bio.

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

PSA: The past tense of ‘cast’ in terms of actors on a show or movie is ‘cast’

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

I’m putting together a team…

https://t.co/T6IvY0mAJc

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

I recently binge watched ER and every season it happened and all of a sudden my brain went. Omg, sweeps!!

[rachel @pssngrprncss69]

for people who are too young to remember or weren’t around, tv used to have a period of time known as sweeps, where the nielsen company would take a sampling across every show in every market. it was a very big deal for advertisers. so in nov, feb, may, you had your biggest eps

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

@imdbpro Hey, dummies. The entire purpose of using your service is so that we can SEE actors faces in their headshots. If we are looking up a project it’s to SEE the actors attached. If I cannot SEE their headshots it’s useless to me. Are we joking with this update????

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

@JoePostingg eBay

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

I was the only person in my sold out theater that laughed out loud at this excellent product placement

[rylie 🕸️๋࣭ ⭑ ⧗ @ST4RTOVERBUCK]

okay tom holland mr. business man

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

I am not even joking. This is how they should be marketing this movie on social media hahhaaha. Unfortunately or fortunately Nolan would never.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

a work of art.

[trash jones @jzux]

hinge is sort of like the odyssey in that there are suitors in my house but I low key want to kill them

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

@Lucas_Shaw Go. Back. To. 22. Episode. Seasonsssssss.

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

@serializd The tv time export didn’t get nearly all my data. Would you take a json file?

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

@WelBeast Play football my guy

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

Backrooms

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

@mlefaye This was literally part of my Letterboxd review lmao

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

RETWEEEEEEET

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

Facts and not me. I rate that garbage appropriately or admit I’m not smart enough lol

[QQ @HeylKatme]

Whenever you see this spread on an old foreign classic you know it’s a bunch of people afraid to say they didn’t like it

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

@thekuhlest Same reason they keep the lights off the entire flight now even during daytime flights. They want us sleeping and quiet. Drives me insane.

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

@megannn_lynne I haven’t stopped quoting this line since I’ve seen it

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

Hey @flyLAXairport what the actual fuck. Why do NONE OF UR LAXIT BUSES STOP TO ACTUALLY PICK PEOPLE UP. Tell me why I had to walk a mile to get a car home. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR EMPLOYEES??? You think you’re gonna support the Olympics influx? Are you joking me??? @MayorOfLA

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

@chancetherapper @amoebamusic

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

Correct, Katniss Everdeen

[sr. diego lima @SrDiegoLima]

apenas uma pessoa poderia usar esse look e vocês sabem bem quem é

[Chelsea Egozi @ChelseaEgozi]

We grew up in a world full of 100% smokers and were taught it kills. It was phased out during our childhood. We are the only generation without tobacco in our systems young. That’s it. That’s the reason. Don’t smoke, don’t vape, don’t do whatever the mouth thing is. It ages you.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Why do millennials age like they found a glitch in the system? They’ll say they’re pushing 40 and still look like they just graduated yesterday. What's the secret?