Kraig Dixon

I’m in the Chelsea Starting XI @Fanalysisapp | Pitch Owner, Supporters Trust member & Season Ticket holder. CFCUK writer. Top 0.07% #FPL finish 24/25. 🏟️ 67/92

[Kraig Dixon @ChelseaFanalyst]

Had a great time filming @CYAFOfficial FA Cup Final special!
Watch now
https://t.co/l6k56XXjS5

#chelsea #cfc #chelseafc #epl #facup #facupfinal

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@yourauntienat Looks like the bus hit him and knocked him off a bike, there were a few paramedics/police treating him while they were waiting for an ambulance to take him and was hard to tell exactly what injuries were but the brief look I dared take was him awake, though clearly in pain/shock.

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Called it 🙄

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With some quotes from yours truly!

[Simon Johnson @SJohnsonSport]

Liquidator has been part of the pre-match play-list at #CFC since the tune was released in 1969. But it has increasingly divided the fanbase over the last 10 years as supporters use it to express their hatred of rivals #THFC.
Explainer with @liam_twomey: https://t.co/ksxebpurZ0

[Kraig Dixon @ChelseaFanalyst]

🎶 Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away 🍻

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Thought this was that Rumplestiltskin AI meme video at first

[Ian Visible 👀 @Ian_Visible]

After watching this as a kid, all I wanted for Christmas 1982 was a bottle of bubble liquid, a blower and 20 B&H Superkings.

[Kraig Dixon @ChelseaFanalyst]

🥶

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Up for the Milk Cup

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Start as you mean to go on, Chels (well, apart from defensively)

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England would have won the World Cup if Maguire had played though 👀

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

From the start of the 2026/27 season, Chelsea's Under-21s and Under-19s squads will be known as Cobham Next Gen (CNG) under head coach Harry Hudson!

[Kraig Dixon @ChelseaFanalyst]

As if they hadn’t suffered enough, the punters then had to endure Moby

[George Mann @sgfmann]

Blimey … Punters getting fined £15ea for late arrival at Moby gig this weekend @orncgreenwich because of transport issues. 😳

[Kraig Dixon @ChelseaFanalyst]

The myth Maresca in the mud after 23 seconds you say?

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The new gaffer @XabiAlonso 🇪🇸

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Made-up companies don’t count btw

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How have Burnley managed to get two shirt sponsors in a matter of weeks and we’ve not been able to get one for three years?

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What’s with friendlies ending with penalty shootouts nowadays? Utter woke nonsense

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How was this 5 years ago?!

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There’s an epidemic of mediocre, bearded 30 year old men all putting on the same voice and singing the same country guitar-pop songs over and over with the same put-on voice, I swear