Ian Visible 👀

Proven Underachiever.

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Lonely Fans

[Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb]

Gregg Wallace launches private middle-aged male only chat room for £11.99 a month in desperate bid to keep earning amid fears of 'losing everything' following MasterChef scandal https://t.co/6VkN47RBjw

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@HunterBiden @magachrchpastr Magachurch Pastor still hasn't given me a receipt since I sent him my life savings, or a ride on Prayer Force One that he promised , or a visit to Heavenland Ranch to drink Jesus Juice and meet Gullibles the monkey.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The man who voiced Tigger in Winnie the Pooh also invented the first artificial heart.

[Commentary: Clint Eastwood-The Man and His Movies @ManFromMalpaso]

Clint Eastwood has stepped back from public work in the same way he built his career — quietly, privately, and on his own terms.
There has been no announcement from him, and none is needed... #ClintEastwood

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@AdolphusSpriggs It's just struck me that the whole franchise could have been a series of gentlemen's grot flicks.
Herbie The Love Bug, Herbie Goes Bananas, Herbie Rides Again, Herbie Fully Loaded, Herbie Hancock.

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The sources that JD Vance notes in his book to explain his "Scots-Irish" heritage:

[Toddington @HXValley]

"Scots-Irish"

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@_SolutionsParty @magachrchpastr I think I may have subconsciously stolen that joke from a late night programme. Deleted.

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@cuilleog @magachrchpastr This is true. When I get home from church I can't wait to rip my wives' underwear off because the elastic is killing me.

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@barbarakirk09 Bloody hell. Hadn't those poor kids already suffered enough?!

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Martine McCutcheon with a Dave Hill from Slade haircut #totp

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

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FFS

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@iamno1s2hold He is a recovering crack addict that has now found a new addiction- it’s apparently called shit posting.

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Not in a million years, mate.

[Kroquegg Overon @kroquegg_overon]

We train on the beach in pre-season, so I reckon I’d have been fucking awesome on D-Day. Probably would have taken out 3, maybe 4, heavy gun positions.

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@Lindsay04555896 @kroquegg_overon Nice!

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

It’s D-Day. Trump’s first post on Truth Social is a bizarre AI video about how much people love Donald Trump. Not a word about the heroes who stormed the beaches of Normandy.

That tells you everything you need to know about Trump.

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@Lindsay04555896 @kroquegg_overon Baron Hardup, The Red Baron...

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@MilleBrando @3YearLetterman @kegsforsale @JeffreyToobin @Zoom Idris Elba

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@GuySorgio @MrMojoRisin510 @magachrchpastr He's far too busy to do that. I have no doubt he will watch the film of the book when it comes out.

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@Davemconte Not bad, mate! Tea looks a bit anaemic but definitely drinkable - unless you put the vaseline in before the milk - which is definitely a no no over here.

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*you're.

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@CraigDavid Why are you refusing to do meet & greets, demanding people don't make eye contact with you and that toilet seats are bleached before you use them?

You're acting as if your Elizabeth Taylor but you're performing at a poxy rugby club in Letchworth, you soppy twat.