Chelsea

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

[Chelsea @ChelseaFlatley]

Goin on a twitter hiatus until I decide I miss it. See ya

[Chelsea @ChelseaFlatley]

Looking at a patient record in the lab:

Coworker: "Oh look, that's my dog's name."
Me: "You named your dog Group A Strep Culture?"
IT guy behind us lost it

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bongo. He unlocked the multiverse. It was way easier than he thought it would be. 14/10 for each of them

[lucy lucy apple juicy @sarahprosciutto]

my cat is so lucky I don’t believe in returning pets to the SPCA just because they are bad

[Chelsea @ChelseaFlatley]

I replayed the same scene in Derry Girls 5 times before caving and turning subtitles on

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

It took me three decades to learn that if a TV show or movie involves British people, I need to swallow my pride and turn the subtitles on.

[Chelsea @ChelseaFlatley]

@Taylorbug_23 When is it? I can humor you if it's in Buffalo

[Chelsea @ChelseaFlatley]

Nobody talk to me for the rest of the week

Wordle 282 X/6

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[Kaleida Health @KaleidaHealth]

Let us know what you think! All residents of Erie County are invited to complete a Consumer Health Survey that will help county officials and local hospitals plan public health policies for the next three years: https://t.co/hP6iOZFVh6

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious month between covid waves

[Patrick Richards @PatRichardsDJ]

@badboychadhoy

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

parents love texting "call me as soon as you can." then being like "i just wanted to know if you'd seen westworld"

[. @laurenthehough]

mock americans all you want for whining about gas prices but at $4+ a gallon with min wage at $7.25 a hell of a lot of people who could barely afford groceries and rent who live in rural areas or can't afford housing near their jobs aren't laughing

[Chelsea @ChelseaFlatley]

@MusicaAnne Definitely knitting! Once you know the stitches for your pattern it can be as mindless or as focused as you want it to be.

[Chelsea @ChelseaFlatley]

She's started doing this when she wants you to take her to bed at night

[helen @helen]

every single day around 5:30 my dog does this until i feed her at 6

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Every. Damn. WORD of this

[Chelsea @ChelseaFlatley]

@sarahprosciutto Omg I loved millsbury and when I went looking for it years later it was just nowhere near the same

[Reductress @Reductress]

Wellness Hack? This Unwashed Water Bottle is Packed with Millions of Live Active Cultures: https://t.co/fwWmLHz7IF

[Chelsea @ChelseaFlatley]

@HueyBeats He need an intervention