chelsea

owner of @shopANOMIE. this is where i rage retweet about politics (go bernie). you were warned.

[chelsea @ChelseaWears]

My therapist says we cannot devote any more time to how traumatic it was to not have my name in Mambo No. 5

[party mom @fifimcfae]

hunter biden, you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[chelsea @ChelseaWears]

@frauhexxus @softboywin same >< met my fucking husband on it in 2008

[Bow Wow Stan Account @lolas1999]

I find it interesting how west had all these alleged boundaries for Cierra to make sure that the friendship stayed a friendship, but he didn’t have those same boundaries for Amanda to make sure they didn’t cross the line #summerhouse

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[Will Kremer @WillKremer]

We need a season set at a political campaign where the only real person is the comms director.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

This could work

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

Being autistic and meeting someone with
ADHD is like. Oh. You're like me but fast

[hera۶۟ৎ @herainhistory]

I don't think I'll ever be able to get over the fact that 80% of autoimmune patients are female, and new research is basically showing us that autoimmunity is connected to suppressed anger and rage

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Every time I write "Wednesday," there's a small voice in my head that says, "Wed-nes-day."😭

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

[@suttonsroller @suttonsroller]

Tums jumping on the Tilly Train #RHOBH

[Ana Maria @achadosviraisof]

Quando meu amigo diz que não sabe que pose fazer pra foto, eu faço isso pra ajudar ele 🤣

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

AND WE BETTER NOT HEAR “alright let’s move on” FROM YOU ANDREW!! BEAT THE DEAD HORSE UNTIL ITS GLUE!

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

[J @J71346124J]

This take >>>> #summerhouse

[chelsea @ChelseaWears]

@Dougiemarido i think it’s an invite to your wedding