Chelsea Elise

Hi I’m Chelsea, and welcome to Jackass.

[Chelsea Elise @Chelsea_Elise04]

I’m in such an awkward part of my life because I feel like crying everyday and my stress level is so high. BUT I know when I’m done with school someday I’m going to miss this so much so I am trying my best to be grateful but it’s hard.

[Chelsea Elise @Chelsea_Elise04]

@kathryn_kettle Technically I never saw a signed marriage license so you guys might not be married

[Chelsea Elise @Chelsea_Elise04]

@patricelatrine Literally me everyday

[Chelsea Elise @Chelsea_Elise04]

@kathryn_kettle My fav part is that as you were getting your hair and makeup done you said it hadn’t hit you yet. Then you proceed to lose your entire mind walking down the isle 😂😂

[mina @kiranmayeet]

If I was a scientist every time someone did something I didn’t like I would just put it in the DSM-V

[Chelsea Elise @Chelsea_Elise04]

I am exactly ~1~ minor inconvenience away from laying in the street and sobbing.

[Chelsea Elise @Chelsea_Elise04]

@sallieproudfoot Why did this make me tear up? 🥹

[Chelsea Elise @Chelsea_Elise04]

I was really strong at work for you today little buddy 🥹

[Chelsea Elise @Chelsea_Elise04]

If you are thinking about going to grad school just know for my statistics class she gave use a data analysis/paper that took 16 hours to complete as a midterm.

[Chelsea Elise @Chelsea_Elise04]

How the actual f was I taking 5 or 6 classes a semester in undergrad.

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

Everyone at Juul headquarters is SCRAMBLING to figure out how to make a gun you can vape.

[Chelsea Elise @Chelsea_Elise04]

@thenameisnotmia @ me next time 😘😂

[Chelsea Elise @Chelsea_Elise04]

Yo drunk Chelsea really be getting herself into some predicaments. She woke up to a $200 charge for flight that she specifically told herself she couldn’t afford. I ain’t even mad though. You deserve everything my love.

[Chelsea Elise @Chelsea_Elise04]

@caitiedelaney You go on single road trips??? I could NEVERRR. I ain’t about to be trafficked. Nice try

[julia @juliashiplett]

“Why don’t you want to have kids?”

*motions hysterically in every direction*

[Chelsea Elise @Chelsea_Elise04]

@mayalorinda I feel like you JUST moved 😂

[Chelsea Elise @Chelsea_Elise04]

My grandpa: “Is your new apartment closer to work?”

Me : “Nope”

My grandpa: “What about your campus?”

Me: “No. Butttt now I am .4 miles from a Starbucks and 1.1 miles from Dunkin so that’s what is really important.”