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humans are cool, but other stuff is way cooler.

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I knew I was bi when I brought a picture of Keith Urbans haircut to my hairdresser in the 4th grade as a reference. #bipride

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https://t.co/4v8LNR18m2

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That’s not Calypso….

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Anna Wintour and boyfriend Bill Nighy make Met Gala debut as a couple https://t.co/XZsEqBQhH7

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What do you do when you feel so unsupported in your job but love the basis of what you do so much?

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I think we need to stop with the cordial “how are you”. I never respond when people ask how I am after saying hello. It’s insincere, they’re not actually asking how you are. They do not care. And neither do I.

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This weekend I made it through my first social gathering without alcohol and I’m feeling on top of the world. It was better than I could have ever thought.

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@vertebitch Being forced through a day of work after you found out a coworker unexpectedly died because you need special pre-approval from corporate to close for grievance.

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Best friendship is when you text your bff to let her know you unhingedly bought 3 sticker books to decorate your planner with every week and she responds that she bought a new apartment.

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@bmanzzy @hellochelsea7 WHAT

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@vertebitch Ugh we had a mandatory survey to take yesterday and I was like……do you guys really want to hear my answers to these??? I’m about to drag management.

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I’m sorry and I’m not hating if it’s for you, but I CANNOT with the whisper asmr. It is so disgusting and disturbing to me when it crosses my feed. Hearing someone’s gums and tongue moving around just makes me want to actually die.

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@vertebrats Omg green with envy

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@FallonTonight is it too late to beg for a new Cupid’s Arrow this Valentine’s (which I call Fallontine’s) Day?

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Wordle 575 3/6

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2023 is the year of realizing that I don’t have a drinking problem. I have an emotional problem that’s amplified by drinking. Thank you. Stay tuned.

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Just finishing Andor tonight, and above the fact that this show is SPECTACULAR, the costume design is absolutely hands down some of the best work in a Star Wars iteration that I’ve ever witnessed.

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@hellochelsea7 She is also saying that she feels incredible at this very moment in her body so how DARE anyone tell her that her feelings are false.

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My husbands boss is quite possibly the most disrespectful human being I’ve ever met and I haven’t even directly met him.

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You ever just get choked up thinking about the Burrough being blown to smithereens by death eaters?

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@haydenstearns Hayden this is the greatest tweet you’ve ever tweeted imo