Cheptoo

[Eric @amerix]

Boiz anasema mambo ilikuwa live hapo kwa Hasienda ya Landlord, Kariobangi South.

Ni Mbaya!

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

MAMBO IMECHEMKA 🙆🙆
Kisii's angry leaders walked away when Gloria Orwoba presser, accusing her of being Ruto’s Mole in Abagusii caucus.

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

Drama in the marriage court! Woman allegedly cheats with a boda boda guy,

husband files for divorce immediately.

Now she’s on her knees begging the judge for two months to reconcile because she still love him and he’s her sole provider.

But mzee is not having any of it, he’s done done and wants the divorce like yesterday!

[Cheptoo @CheptooMerci]

@NytoP2PMwangi That guy in suit ni mkalee original🤣🤣

[Mhe. Litundunya @litundunya]

Waluhya na Wajaluo tumefikiwa.may wanyos remember those people in that thing called marriage!
FIFA Court of Appeal kamba witchcraft

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

"this time I will insert it myself"

Me:

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

We have been through a lot as a country.😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Eric @amerix]

Bibi yako akianza kupata pesa kukushinda, kwanza mshahara yenye ako sure kila mwezi itaingia, ataanza kukuona kama takataka mbele yake.

So, jipange mapema.

Jipange.

Be guided.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

CBK released an interview with former CBK Governor Micah Cheserem.

Some of the Key points to note:

— He says banks “wanted to kill” M-Pesa
— He says he ordered burning of thousands of exchange-control documents (about 47 truckloads)

[Andeka @Primeandeka]

Jamaa alioa bibi mjanja, alishika simu ya jamaa akalink whatsapp kwa lappy yake. Sasa server ilikua mbili, pande ya bibi anascreenshot akiunda powerpoint presentations, pande ya bwana ni deleted. Siku ya kesi bibi alinunua hadi projector 😂😂😂😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Tomorrow we are supporting Mexico 🇲🇽 so that South Africa 🇿🇦 can go back home early to protect their jobs.

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

What separates "Ruto" from "tour" is simply the order of the letters.

[Nyandia Gachago's Ben 10 🇦🇷🇪🇸🇫🇷🇳🇱 @_poisnwm]

Asap Royco tulikuwa tunauza simu na yeye back in 2023 hapo Village Market kwa some Iphone store. Jamaa mzembe kupindukia, sisi tukiwa ground work kudistribute fliers yeye ni kukaa kwa shop the whole day.

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

Zoom divorce case gone wrong 🤣🤣 Lakini waluhya jameni.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Imagine having 4 kids, another on the way, only to realise that none are biologically yours! 🤯

Fertility specialist Dr Kireki Omanwa shares a shocking story, urging men to be active participants in the fertility journey. #YourWorldNTV @lubembe_Winnie

[Half Duplex🦟 @jumanuks]

Naishaa

[Mama With Fund$ 🤑💰 @_Ice_Queen_001]

"This time I will insert it myself" is how y'all are sexting? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kuwait has banned the recruitment of domestic workers from Kenya and 26 other countries under new labour recruitment rules.

[Njeri_Wagathima @_stayliquidd]

I will insert it myself

^ Joe Nyutu 2026

[Slime G ♣️ @nj8gu]

Kijana wa landlord haamini nilikua nimelipa babake rent ya mwaka mzima in cash before aende sayuni