emet-selch in general is the funniest character because that's a gay hag queen and all his biggest fans are straight millennial women in unhappy marriages like he's not going to save you. he's gay
Report: After becoming friends with homosexuals in a gay bar, Celica is on her way to see them at Fire Island.
“They told me they want to do shots and go clubbing with me, but said I could go to my room when the gay sex starts. I said, ‘now why would I do that?’”.
Brady has officially won the title of “biggest hog” in the Shepherds. Inigo measured several times, and each time he came up as the winner.
“He kept saying ‘there’s no way, there’s no way’, but there was. I’m just flattered, honestly.”
Frederick reveals every time a post talking about his line, “pick a god and pray”, gets popular, he gets royalty checks in the mail.
“Joke or not, keep em comin’. I quit my job and I can live off that shit.”
Recent autopsy reports show Prince Alfred of Firene’s death was caused by a lack of “gay dragon sex”.
When pressed for comment, Divine Dragon Alear said, “well how the fuck was I supposed to know?”