Chess Albaneze

Professional comic artist/writer, neo-classical composer, former drag king, opera translator. Creator of Hoof Fellas. Cesare the Drag Prince @cesaredrag

[Chess Albaneze @ChessAlbaneze]

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@eddieizzard You got it, Suzy! 💙

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@NPR It's our absolute joke of a Healthcare system.

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@beatonna I literally no joke had to sleep with the lights on. The film is haunting my entire mind; I know I'll have to watch it again.

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Today is the final day of this part of the campaign- we haven't quite reached the goal but we are very close! Please consider donating today if you can, thank you ❤️
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@dmeconis @BuchertTrenton I literally just thought this post was a Bringing Up Baby reference; did someone in the real world actually misplace some leopards?

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By "complex" I mean "you're pretty, I'm high"

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My partner told me James Blunt's "You're Beautiful" is like German Romantic lieder because it expresses the complex emotions of a simple moment of unrequited pining and he's not wrong.

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I love the fantasy of Edgar Allan Poe solving crimes because it's like what if Sherlock Holmes was depressed af

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@ProZD Peanut butter and cheddar cheese

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Oh to be a flower kicked by Jeff Goldblum in an ugly wolf costume, told I'm nothing but garbage, and serenaded by smooth jazz.

[Matt Dobrovolsky 🔜 D23 @darthvader92]

BREAKING: Restored version of Muppet Christmas Carol releasing on @DisneyPlus in December, will include “When Love is Gone” #D23Expo

[Ivan 🫀🧠 C🥀MMS OPEN @IronicOrange]

this is how you commission Artists

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@StacyEyman @woolblossom Aww they have my favorite: Snip!

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@MotleyCrowMasks Such a beautiful mask. 😭deserves to be caught on film!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Hello,

Republicans are mad because I am sharing this information. Too bad!

🚺⚧ Freedom of choice is an inalienable right. Your bodily autonomy belongs to you.

💊 Link to my full IG story on how to protect yourself + access abortion in a post-Roe world:
https://t.co/JdFoyKdoPl

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you can pour a cat like liquid

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I think about this scene at least three times a day.
#TwinPeaks #llama
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Just posted a photo https://t.co/PleHvIAdC4

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@AITA_online Does OP work in Lillput?

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@Iron_Spike I've missed these two since Tumblr started censoring things too much.