Chesley Calloway

Human Being. Aspiring JiuJiteiro.

[Chesley Calloway @ChessLee]

@luisadieznuts @BrettRedacted you have seat saved in my heart xoxo

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@luisadieznuts @BrettRedacted "8:33pm" Translation: Show up closer to 8pm because if you get there at 8:30 you're already running late/mmmight not even get a seat! (but the show might not start until 8:45 or 9). #917forever <3 <3 <3

[Chesley Calloway @ChessLee]

Awww yeah, just got the notification, can’t wait to check out the album Seen Better Days @SelenaCoppock !!

[Chesley Calloway @ChessLee]

@MQuijadaAZ Not sure why this is JUST popping up, but we ended up doing some less-strenuous adventuring (Goldfield in AJ, then Canyon Lake).

[Chesley Calloway @ChessLee]

@donaldglover I've been listening to "Awaken, My Love" on repeat #props #instantclassic

[Chesley Calloway @ChessLee]

@JAdomian thank you for your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time

[Chesley Calloway @ChessLee]

https://t.co/FLWQfU6sEN

[Chesley Calloway @ChessLee]

@Iceman_Hof I'm Amsterdam for a few days, let's do some breathing, stretching, swimming, & drink a few beers! I'm staying in Helmersbuurt

[Xero Skidmore @Xeroskidmore]

Anyone who says Baton Rouge isn't a divided city, lives south of Florida Blvd. #wealthinequality #poorschools #nohospital #fooddeserts

[Chesley Calloway @ChessLee]

@luisadieznuts see--you get me! (I mean, at least ostensibly)

[Chesley Calloway @ChessLee]

I keep using the word "ostensibly" in everyday conversation AND I MUST BE STOPPED

[Chesley Calloway @ChessLee]

My phone just tried to autocorrect a perfectly-spelled "sabotage" to "SANITARIUM" wtf?! #NotReallyThatWorriedAboutIt

[Chesley Calloway @ChessLee]

If I could read, I would read this book when it comes out in Nov. Looks like plenty o' pics though #FTW https://t.co/LMmI5qqpMT

[PUSCIFER @puscifer]

A Perfect Union of Contrary Things trailer: https://t.co/GcmET7fvch via @YouTube

[Chesley Calloway @ChessLee]

@TheMeghanHanley Haaa, well played

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@TheMeghanHanley hungover or no, congrats on making it into the Times! Awesome

[Chesley Calloway @ChessLee]

@TheMeghanHanley "Too Cool for School" woulda worked, as well, but it reminds me too much of NickyT & J-Saenz's old show

[Chesley Calloway @ChessLee]

@TheMeghanHanley I thought you were just playing it super-chill, but hungover works, too

[Jordan Carlos @jordancarlos]

What if you tried surge pricing at your job?
Boss: Where's that report?
You: Yeah, I'm slammed. Pay me 4 times more per hour & I'm on it

[Chesley Calloway @ChessLee]

@MikeDrucker it would be wonderful! Go for it, Mike!