Karl Nickless

[theselongwars @theselongwars_]

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Hello Earth! I am proud to unveil the 2024 Count Binface general election manifesto, which I feel sure will be the most sensible manifesto published today. #MakeYourVoteCount #BindependenceDay

[The Kayak Coach @thekayakcoach]

Oarsome Ouse! Off work next Wednesday? We have a few spaces left on Weds 19 June for our #RiverOuse trip from #Lewes. This trip is suitable for everyone and starts near @Harveys1790 with stunning Downland views. Book now: https://t.co/htu6BAr6kg @enjoylewes @VisitLewesDE

[James Orr @JamesAOrr]

I'm an old oak near Crumlin. I was born in 18th century.

On Tuesday I will be chainsawed by your government. Birds and insects need me in this season.

It wasn't my fault I was born near this junction. There are better options.
@deptinfra @JohnODowdSF @ANBorough @daera_ni

[Joe Abercrombie @LordGrimdark]

The Heroes for 99p has the world gone MAD?

[Joe Abercrombie @LordGrimdark]

The UK and US covers for the Devils, coming May 2025...
https://t.co/ZSYwMsWyvO

[The Kayak Coach @thekayakcoach]

Half-term adventures! We are open for #kayak, #canoe and #SUPboard hire from Sat 25 May through half-term until Sun 2 June (except for Tues 28 May). #Paddle for 1 hour to 1 day from base on the #RiverAdur, with safety equipment included. Book now: https://t.co/twTbRTEaFI

[The Kayak Coach @thekayakcoach]

We are open for kayak, canoe and SUP board hire tomorrow Saturday 18 May! Enjoy a peaceful hour, 3 hours or even whole day paddling on the beautiful River Adur.
Book here: https://t.co/twTbRTEaFI
#mentalhealthawarenessweek #mentalhealth #bluehealth #wellbeing #healthylifestyle

[The Kayak Coach @thekayakcoach]

Training Tuesday! Did you know that in addition to our standard training courses, we offer private bespoke #training and #coaching? 1-2-1, group or school sessions. Please contact us to discuss your training needs: https://t.co/1qKuhh0zLD @GoPaddlingInfo @paddle_uk #paddlesafely

[The Kayak Coach @thekayakcoach]

🛶 #Mondaymotivation!🛶 Our next #paddlesport courses run on 30 May - we have 1 space left on our #IntrotoPaddlesport course and 2 spaces on our #PaddleDiscover course. Book your place now: https://t.co/lSm4jGpZEi @GoPaddlingInfo @paddle_uk #paddletraining #riveradur #learning

[The Kayak Coach @thekayakcoach]

A sunny 24 degrees forecast for tomorrow! Book your Saturday #kayak, #canoe and #SUPboard hire now and #paddle your way into a fun weekend! https://t.co/twTbRTEaFI @GoPaddlingInfo @paddle_uk @VisitSouthDowns @VisitSussex @VSussex @Love_Brighton

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

So long to our friend, our king, Bernard Hill.

We will never forget you.

“For he was a gentle heart and a great king and kept his oaths; and he rose out of the shadows to a last fair morning.”

photo by Viggo

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

There are two types of people.

[The Kayak Coach @thekayakcoach]

💥Super Saturday!💥 We are open tomorrow for kayak, canoe and SUP board hire from our base on the scenic River Adur. Reserve your paddlecraft and time slot now: https://t.co/twTbRTEaFI. @GoPaddlingInfo @paddle_uk @Love_Brighton @VisitHorsham @VisitSteyning @southdownsnp @VSussex

[The Kayak Coach @thekayakcoach]

We have 2 spaces left on our #PaddleDiscover Award course this Saturday. This is a @paddle_uk (#BritishCanoeing) structured training course which can cover a range of #paddlecraft, skills and theory. Book your place: https://t.co/lSm4jGpZEi. @GoPaddlingInfo #paddlesports

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

@AMAZlNGNATURE I can also do it... 😂

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

BOOM!

The world’s longest continuous operating computer is still operating!

It is also the farthest known computer.

It is back online!

“NASA's Voyager 1 resumes sending engineering updates to Earth”

https://t.co/AAxclHb1ue

[The Kayak Coach @thekayakcoach]

We are excited that our #kayak, #canoe and #SUPboard hire is now available on Saturdays from
from our hire base by the beautiful #RiverAdur. Spring is the perfect time to get out on the water in #nature and spot some local #wildlife. Book now: https://t.co/twTbRTEaFI @paddle_uk

[Matt Cross @wildforest_matt]

Timpson is what Capitalism should be.