"Imagine if the Bears draft Patrick Mahomes instead of Mitch Trubisky."
*closes eyes, imagines*
The Bears destroy Mahomes and he bounces around the league as a QB2. Andy Reid stands next to Trubisky, holding the Lombardi Trophy as confetti rains down.
*opens eyes, cries*
Kevin Durant should become an NBA mercenary for hire. Each year go to a different team and try to help them try to win a title. Maybe he can wear one of those straw hats and tell people that he's just a stranger passing through when they ask about his background.