Chet Bonkers

THE first man to lose his mortgage on Jai-Alai | Sunderland High ‘98 | JV Swim Team Manager and Film Analysis

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Currently #yellowzone, pushing #redzone next to @chalkrockerr. Both of the fellas pushing the pace on the night and I’m all for it.

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Game 3 of NBA finals have rules. Get together with the boys. Share some laughs. Have some drinks.

Bringing your new girl to the hometown get together is at least worth a text no?

Return her, get your money back, and try again pal. Not the one.

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For everyone in Boston wondering about the loud bang, my deepest apologies, that luxe cravings box was NOT sitting well in my stomach. I hope this can bring closure in a stressful time.

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#mondays

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Now I really understand where you were coming from @chalkrockerr. I never have and never will doubt you. Guys got a good head on his shoulders.

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My drinking team has a lacrosse problem and I’m getting tired of it.

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22 oz beers, bottomless chips, cookie skillets, happy Tuesday, happy birthday sir. Happy fucking birthday

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And I’ll get the vodka sauce. Hold the pasta hold the sauce. Me and @Shark_Attack81 buzzing at pronto

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Having a stuffy nose in a lecture is a hard time. Like yes I know I’m being loud, but let me do my bumps in peace at least before giving me weird looks. God.

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I don’t know how we got here. All I know is I wanna go back.

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Mrs LaQuninta. Presidentes. Rum and coke. Yall get the vibe.

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Club open. Sitting on the bar. Dylan storm incoming. Watch the weather

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Menthol Cigs and Dominicans. That’s the post.

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I’m apologizing in advance. Dead sober too. Disappointed in myself is an understatement. @Chester7296 I’m sorry.

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Update. My buddy did amazing things to someone’s daughter. The kid also struck out on a 4. Can’t decide to love it or hate it

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I’m gonna let @the_asSALTer take the reigns tonight after that last comment. Will give updates.

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I’m gonna treat someone’s daughter like shit tonight and I can’t wait

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Woke up and didn’t even give the day a chance

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Shoutout gooch @chalkrockerr

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Free Willying around the neighborhood is cool and all, but there’s an age limit no? Asking for a friend