Dan Uggla

Dan FUggla here, my biceps are huge, my 3rd bicep is even bigger, 5 protein shakes a day and you #FearTheBiceps

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So #Braves fans know, I'm down to come back and play 2b...I mean yall are still paying me after all....

[Dan Uggla @ChewBuggla]

@grogg @BravesGasm are you high?

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@Noles_AJ woooooooohhhhhh

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@ProductiveOuts no need, I'll get my own

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@BravesGasm sounds good don't it

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Hope all the haters realize this....I'll be getting a World Series ring. #SuckIt #Giants

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@steller_4hole sure. Follow me on twitter after getting me fired....

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@Stan_Mims men's? I wanna wear those spandex shortie shorts...😉

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I didn't like playing for the #Giants anyways! #SuckItSanFran

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All I do is win win win....

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Taking my talents to the west coast....#Giants

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Loving life, I mean how many people do you know get a $18 million vacation?!?!? #IDid #Ballin

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Thinking about a career in the @NBA

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#fearthebiceps

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Hope I can draw unemployment now....

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@Stan_Mims not used to handling oversized balls....

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Think I'll take my talents to.....whatever AA club will sign me.

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@PimpBillClinton is the man... #MoreAssThanAToiletSeat

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Jamming to @50cent new Cd...especially love the song "I Throw Like A Sissy Girl" #Zing #fearthebiceps

[Dan Uggla @ChewBuggla]

Can I say it again???? HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW??? #Zing #Braves